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most of those films would be good if he wasn't in them
exactly, even the ones that arent that bad would be much better if they got someone else to do them!
Nicolas Cage = Dreadful
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exactly, even the ones that arent that bad would be much better if they got someone else to do them!
damnhippie
shark sandwich
gone in 60 seconds really irritates me for some reason...some combination of him being him and the 15-year-old boy style plot which could be abridged as 'look at these dead sehxay cars for 90 minutes'
Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
Hmmm, look at cars or his co-star Angelina Jolie?
Pretty easy choice there, methinks.
And it's not going to be the cars.
Riklet
procrastinación
Con Air is brilliant; one of the most enjoyable and amusing silly action movies ever! Face/Off is a bit cringe at times, but it's still a pretty damn good watch, I don't get the hate-ery of it... Cage isn't so awful he can single handedly ruin it! I have a bit of a thing for The Rock too actually, come to think of it!
Tbh I don't hate Nicolas Cage as an actor, he can be pretty shit, but I still find is gormless wooden look hilariously appropriate at times! Captain Corelli's Mandolin/Wicker Man though.... urggg serious SIGH!
Tbh I don't hate Nicolas Cage as an actor, he can be pretty shit, but I still find is gormless wooden look hilariously appropriate at times! Captain Corelli's Mandolin/Wicker Man though.... urggg serious SIGH!
*Bump* to say I caught an unfortunate glimpse of 'City of Angels' last night (the bit where he is eating a pear and looking mournful) and I am forced to say that unless he was Coppola's nephew he would not have stood a chance in the acting game. Side on he looked like a balding, jowly, sickly, couch surfing, irritating man. Then he opened his mouth.
Shippou-Sensei
4:1:2.5
that could really work as a nicholas cage bee keeping comedy
especially punching people while in a bear suit
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i might give that a go after the football is finished
Wintermute
easy tiger
I was going to say National Treasure, but then I made the inexcusably poor decision to watch National Treasure 2. Which is the worst film I've ever seen.
kained&able
Here for the football.
captain corelis mandofuckinglin
think i would perfer to be shot then watch that again.
dave
think i would perfer to be shot then watch that again.
dave
N_igma
Epistemic nuisance
I don't care; I'm voting for this. I've never watched it, never want to never will have anything to do with it but it is obviously the most shite of them.
I liked the Rock and Con Air and Face Off; they're brainless action, it's fun.
rapattaque
At fighting weight
The Rock is the best film ever ever ever.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
This is a completely barking interview with Nicolas Cage:
Nicolas Cage on Acting, Philosophy and Searching for the Holy Grail
Nicolas Cage on Acting, Philosophy and Searching for the Holy Grail
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
In New Orleans is one of the most famous cemeteries in america. It’s small and crowded and full of the tombs of the city’s past citizens.
Nicholas Cage, Who is not from New Orleans, and despite buying a massive house there which he later had to sell due to financial embarrassment, has never even lived in the city, has bought up (and cleared away old tombs) enough land in the cemetery to build his own *tasteful* mausoleum.
Behold:
Nicholas Cage, Who is not from New Orleans, and despite buying a massive house there which he later had to sell due to financial embarrassment, has never even lived in the city, has bought up (and cleared away old tombs) enough land in the cemetery to build his own *tasteful* mausoleum.
Behold:
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
Wild at Heart is amazing.
Bad Lieutenant remake is amazing.
There are probably some others.
Bad Lieutenant remake is amazing.
There are probably some others.
I do. I love every film of his I've seen. Even the wickerman remake.
T & P
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This. He has certain mannerisms he uses in just about every film. Plenty other actors do that as well of course, but Cage’s ones are deeply annoying, in particular when he’s trying to sound annoyed.
The Rock has plenty of such instances. It’s not as if that film was award winning material but it is still an enjoyable late night thriller, or could have been if they cast someone other than Cage for that part. Awful casting imo, and the film could have been so much more successful and popular if they’d cast someone with more personality for his role.
Shippou-Sensei
4:1:2.5
He is too distinct to be shit.
True shitness is bland monotony.
He adds a little bit of an odd spice to stuff.
For every great film he makes a bit off he is in 2 bland films that he spices up. And one strange film he is also strange in.
Think of him as hot sauce or marmite. Not right for everymeal but really adds something to blander films and in the right hands can be amazing.
True shitness is bland monotony.
He adds a little bit of an odd spice to stuff.
For every great film he makes a bit off he is in 2 bland films that he spices up. And one strange film he is also strange in.
Think of him as hot sauce or marmite. Not right for everymeal but really adds something to blander films and in the right hands can be amazing.
T & P
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Whereas it wasn’t an amazing film, I liked him In that flick where he played a former First Lady’s bodyguard.
Yata
Well-Known Member
i tend to like him but ghost rider was really shit
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
Mandy was kind of interesting.
At least he's not Tom 'boring' Hanks.
At least he's not Tom 'boring' Hanks.
The39thStep
Urban critical thinker
Wild at Heart is spot on, Raising Arizona is good , Frozen Ground as well and I really liked Joe
keybored
Well done. You remember cat good.
"Lifetime Effort Award".
Shippou-Sensei
4:1:2.5
Yeah but even with a different actor it wouldn't have been great. At least with cage it was wierd.
bellaozzydog
rolling turds in glitter
I always think of him as an unseen member of the A-Team. One that never made it off the storyboard because too many gurning madmen would spoil the delicate artistic balance of the series
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