Nicolas Cage = Dreadful
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Doctor Carrot
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He's shite, Nicolas Cage always seams to play, well, Nicolas Cage
ruffneck23
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as much as i have tried in the past , i really cant stand him , however i did enjoy ' Lord of War '
ATOMIC SUPLEX
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Vampires kiss is a favorate of mine, so I can forgive some of his other works.
What is that shit where he is an angel?
What is that shit where he is an angel?
ScallyWag II
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I didn't like that at all, Lord of War. I quite enjoyed National Treasure though
QueenOfGoths
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ScallyWag II said:I didn't like that at all, Lord of War. I quite enjoyed National Treasure though
Not seen Lord of War but I'm afraid I hated "National Treasure". Mind you I did see it on a flight which is probably not the best circumstances but I really wanted a good, brainless, fun thriller type movie and I just found it really dull.
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Why is it he plays cunts in all of them?
Dillinger4
Es gibt Zeit
The bees! They are in my eyes!
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i think i'm going to vote for Face Off btw
mauvais
on reddit or something
That one where he was an ambulance driver was pretty shit. And the one about snuff films. Oh and that recent one where there's not even a happy ending with his stupid serious face trying to vom out something meaningful. AND the one which I might have just imagined tbf where he shouts about bees NOT THE BEES.
Dillinger4
Es gibt Zeit
mauvais
on reddit or something
Oh, it was real. I'd rather have made it up.
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god i hate nicolas cage, he's such a fucking cunt
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
Ooh tough one - he's so shit it's hard to choose. I can't think of anyone who can ruin a film on his own quite like Nicholas Cage.
Johnny Canuck3
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It's pretty hard to decide.
Cage is an example of how useful it is in Hollywood to have Francis Ford Coppola for an uncle.
Cage is an example of how useful it is in Hollywood to have Francis Ford Coppola for an uncle.
Johnny Canuck3
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dylanredefined
Not a house elf a tiger
Lord of war . Supposed to be about the evils of arms dealing but ended up making it look really fucking cool 
Woollyredhat
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That's quite the bald patch there.
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best bit in con air is when he gets shot through the arm but he's so pumped up that he doesnt even flinch as the bullet rips through his flesh 
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has he ever been in anything good?
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
I'm voting for face/off. I'd vote for the wicker man remake but a) it's not in the poll and b) I'd rather scratch my eyes out with a coathanger than actually watch it. Face/off is one of the more hilariously dreadful films made in recent years, but it's worth watching for the gripping showdown between Travolta and Cage for the coveted Charlton Heston award for shittest actor of the decade.
Con Air, on the other hand, is fucking brilliant
Con Air, on the other hand, is fucking brilliant
Azrael
circling Airstrip One
I remember The Rock being nifty. Got itself a Criterion edition. (But then so did Armageddon!)
Not seen it since the mid-Nineties mind, so not to be quoted.
Stigmata
sexual tyrannosaurus
badseed
Mighty but thin.
I enjoyed Wild At Heart where he played a manslughterer who had never had any parental guidance.
agricola
a genuine importer of owls
Who are the people who voted Con Air?
They should be shot. Even if you absolutely hate Nicholas Cage in it there is still so much to like - Malkovich, Buscemi and the whole "waiting at traffic lights" sequence.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
John Malkovich could single-handedly rescue a Richard Curtis film. There can be no higher praise.
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