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Missing Milly Dowler's voicemail "hacked by News of the World"

entertaining Mirror headline:
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i see the sun still isn't covering this story :D instead going with this...
50 Romanian beggars set up camp on London's Park Lane
THE scruffy gypsies have swept into the millionaires' row and nearby Marble Arch

Well, someone has to ensure that the rights of the much-sidelined millionaire community to live in Gypsyless bliss per their cultural heritage are not forgotten amidst all the needless babble about collusion, subornation, corruption and other such fripperies.
 
If Charlie Brooks was a new inmate in Oz he would totally be shanked before the first ad break :(

I suspect Bex might fare better in Bad Girls, possibly as a pretender to the Top Dog throne; but ultimately her bullying of vulnerable cons into perverted pyjama party antics, and her constant grassing to the screws for extra privileges, would leave her isolated on the wing.
Vinegar Tits! :D
 
Unfortunate use of the word 'witchhunt' there :D
As if by magic:

Rebekah Brooks faces trial by ducking stool

Amidst claims that her arrest is part of a witch hunt, it has been revealed that Rebekah Brooks will face trial by ducking stool.

With drowning indicating innocence and floating being a sure sign of guilt, Brooks’ legal team are pinning their hopes on her being able to breathe through her arse as well as she can talk out of it.

Brooks refutes claims that she is in league with the Devil, having resigned from News International early last year.

But several who have met her claim she enchanted them, and forced them to invite her to Christmas Dinner, or give her horses.

Central to the trial are claims that Brooks ‘can hear voices’, particularly those of celebrities, politicians and dead children.

But while few believe that a witch trial can ever be fair, most agree that it should make brilliant telly.....

:D
 
it's a bit more punchy than the sun's headline

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The Sun has a long and storied history of abhorring biased coverage that would prejudice any forthcoming trials doncha know.

At this rate the only unbiased jurors available for any Brooks trial(s) will be Sun readers. Nice to see the Sun performing such an important public service.
 
I like the way they have just reverted to a standard 'look what those dirty arabs are doing with our sexy women' story.
 
i reckon The Sun is going to carry out some spectacular mid trial act of prejudice and ruin the whole thing

/conspiracy theory
 
i reckon The Sun is going to carry out some spectacular mid trial act of prejudice and ruin the whole thing

/conspiracy theory

Isn't that what the 'husband' told them to do yesterday at their 'press conference'? They laid out exactly what they hoped will prejudice the trial. She is a manipulative 'woman' and key words were not uttered without thought.
 
Isn't that what the 'husband' told them to do yesterday at their 'press conference'? They laid out exactly what they hoped will prejudice the trial. She is a manipulative 'woman' and key words were not uttered without thought.

yeah she is no ones fool for sure.

only time in my life i've wanted to be a juror tbh
 



Edit. Inappropriate and inaccurate post removed.

Now chewing on a tasty, low calorie, fat free, humble pie.
 
No, not really. If I recall, the 'serious' paper-reading middle class liberals became the jeering anti-working class mob over that incident, or rather their confusion over what happened in two separate, unrelated incidents, and being too quick to let rip and reveal their social prejudices and fears.
 
No, not really. If I recall, the 'serious' paper-reading middle class liberals became the jeering anti-working class mob over that incident, or rather their confusion over what happened in two separate, unrelated incidents, and being too quick to let rip and reveal their social prejudices and fears.

I'm not follwing what your saying, could you rephrase it and dumb it down so that I can understand it?
 
No, not really. If I recall, the 'serious' paper-reading middle class liberals became the jeering anti-working class mob over that incident, or rather their confusion over what happened in two separate, unrelated incidents, and being too quick to let rip and reveal their social prejudices and fears.

Yep.

"There was no big mob," he says. "Nothing like that happened. I know because I was there and I was involved. The lady was not in her home when it happened. She came home from work to see her door daubed with anti-paedophile graffiti.

"When we heard about it we set about dispelling the rumours that she or anyone else in that house was a paedophile. We explained to the local community the difference between paediatrician and paedophile."

Who did the graffiti? Mr Adams says he still isn't sure. "We think it was youngsters, probably someone in the 12 to 17 age bracket."

And the community was outraged by the incident and "supportive of the woman involved", he says.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4719364.stm
 
And that incident was confused by our middle class betters who read (and write for) more 'serious' papers, with an anti-paedophile demonstration on a housing estate in Portsmouth. Didn't take long until they were acting like a mob.
 
You're to clever and too quick for me. I'll go have some coffee and you two can get back to wanking each other off and doing the Sun crossword.
 
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