Michael Owen to Man U?
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Anyway, I expect Owen to be off next season back to Liverfools after they sack Bentitez for being a paedo.
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Let's wait till the end of the season, bump this thread, and see how many goals Owen has scored then?
I reckon he will be knocking dozens in for Man. U.
I reckon he will be knocking dozens in for Man. U.
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Fuck off. Let's speculate now about shit he'll be and then let the thread die forever.
I think Newcastle fans are being well OTT on this issue tbh. He was injured for most of his time, which wasn't his fault, and he had a good strike rate when he wasn't injured.
That's what Michael Owen's about - a sadly injury prone player who DOES have a good strike rate. he has never been a work-his-socks-off player, he's one who can do fuck all and then get you three goals and it's all great. So many times for England he's done nothing for 80 minutes and then scored 2 late goals - I can remember a home tie with Slovakia where he did just that.
He ALWAYS has been that type of player. End of story.
For Man U with good service he could prove the signing of this season considering he's cost them relatively little.
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Cunt off. If he was playing for West Ham on that massive salary with bonuses and performing the way he did last season (when he wasn't injured) you'd be braying for his blood. Nevermind that he's been angling for a transfer since he got here.
Cunt off. If he was playing for West Ham on that massive salary with bonuses and performing the way he did last season (when he wasn't injured) you'd be braying for his blood. Nevermind that he's been angling for a transfer since he got here.
Not if he'd got a strike rate like he had.
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So you're basically in the position where you'd forgive him throwing off his club shirt and proceeding to spit and stamp on it as long as he had a good strike rate averageing out from previous seasons (when he was in his prime). 
I'm trolling a little 
I do think there were more fundamental problems to blame than just Owen though...
I do think there were more fundamental problems to blame than just Owen though...
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Blame for what? His performances? Management, tactics, club situation were factors but he's still guilty as charged.
Right - but he did what he always does and always will do. Tell me when, precisely, has he ever been a run his socks off for 90 minutes player?
He's always been a bit of a goalhanger tbh.
scored again ....could be the story of the season
Especially if Utd get to play a Malaysia XI every week.
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That's what I'm saying - he was nowhere. On the few instances a decent ball was put into the box he just wasn't there. Head in sky or looking at someone else, expecting someone else to do something. Cunt.
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At least you've played a game. Ours got cancelled thanks to six days of cunting torrential rain 
You'd think the 'efficient' Krauts would have let our fans know a couple of days before, but oh no it was only called off half an hour before.
You'd think the 'efficient' Krauts would have let our fans know a couple of days before, but oh no it was only called off half an hour before.
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At least you've played a game. Ours got cancelled thanks to six days of cunting torrential rain
You'd think the 'efficient' Krauts would have let our fans know a couple of days before, but oh no it was only called off half an hour before.
we had a couple of games in austria! well one and i think another one yommrow of wednesday or something.
Then off to beijing!
dave
We've played one in Austria already? What was the score? 
I'm not even going to comment about the fact that I lived in China for five years and then they come to cocking play in China when I'm living here even though it's 70% likely that in a mere month's time I will be returning to the cunting place. 
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Brother Mouzone
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Owen arrives at Old Trafford.
Garry Neville introduces him to Wellbeck...
"This is Danny, he's 18 and has won the league."
Garry Neville introduces him to Wellbeck...
"This is Danny, he's 18 and has won the league."
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Owen says, "but he has played a total of three league games so he hasn't actually won the league has he?"
Neville looks at the ground embarrassed. He shuffles his feet from side to side then grabs the left side of his shirt and starts kissing it manically. Confused, he realises that his beloved club badge is not there. It's gone! Someone's nicked it! Scouse robbin' bastards!
Owen points to the middle of Neville's shirt. "It's there you daft twat". Relieved, Neville switches his grip of the shirt to a central position and proceeds to passsionately slobber over image of the cheeky devil holding a pitch fork.
Owen and Wellbeck exchange head shakes and knowing smiles and walk off in to the sunset holding hands, talking about their respective league cup triumphs.
Biffo you're being disingenuous - what about Owen single handedly winning you the FA Cup when you'd done nothing for 85 minutes against a very comfortable-looking Arsenal side. (and there was a very funny related viral email about the cheeky scally from Liverpool mugging the pensioners from London as they strolled in the early summer sunshine)
That is what Owen is all about, what he always has been all about, but I don't remember many Liverpool fans complaining about him at the time
That is what Owen is all about, what he always has been all about, but I don't remember many Liverpool fans complaining about him at the time
Biffo you're being disingenuous - what about Owen single handedly winning you the FA Cup when you'd done nothing for 85 minutes against a very comfortable-looking Arsenal side. (and there was a very funny related viral email about the cheeky scally from Liverpool mugging the pensioners from London as they strolled in the early summer sunshine)
That is what Owen is all about, what he always has been all about, but I don't remember many Liverpool fans complaining about him at the time
Can't disagree with that. I've got nothing against Owen. He was great when he was at Liverpool. His decision to fuck off and leave the club out of pocket was fully rewarded with the ensuing Owen-less Champions League victory in 2005. His decision not to insist on only leaving Madrid for Liverpool was fully rewarded with 4 shite years at the Toon which ended in relegation and a sales brochure. Good luck to him.
Gary Neville on the other hand is a cunt.
