Masterchef: The Professionals
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BandWagon
Life's a bitch and then you die...
I did, just.
Orangesanlemons
Inamorati Anonymous
It's a bit pointless when they go to a 2* and aren't even trusted with a dish.
First guy got to pick though a crab & squirt things on a plate for a cold starter.
Poor old Danny didn't even get a complete dish & ended up doing hot garnish for someone else's cod.
Both looked quite disappointed with their experience, I thought.
The format's a little dull at this stage, although having said that I really enjoyed the Helene Darroze episode (for the masterclass in timing dishes) & the Nathan Outlaw episode (for the simplicity of the dishes).
First guy got to pick though a crab & squirt things on a plate for a cold starter.
Poor old Danny didn't even get a complete dish & ended up doing hot garnish for someone else's cod.
Both looked quite disappointed with their experience, I thought.
The format's a little dull at this stage, although having said that I really enjoyed the Helene Darroze episode (for the masterclass in timing dishes) & the Nathan Outlaw episode (for the simplicity of the dishes).
Even the amateurs are too good these days. When was the last time we saw someone attempt a feta and mango tart, for example?
Or someone in the QFs using a packet sauce to make Thai Green curry
Say what?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
what.
gosub
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Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I don't like this chef: 'relax! RELAX! I can't emphasise this enough. If you don't relax, EVERYTHING will go WRONG'.
N_igma
Epistemic nuisance
Yeh a bucket of cold water poured over the head and a slap across the face would've sufficed.
colacubes
Mr Hot Cookie
Yetman
Cheesecar Fucksquad #1
Too much chin with Sven. Scottish Jamie ftw
Kelly Osborne/Rumer Willis chin I can handle. Forsyth chin? Just get the fuck out. And stay away from my kids. Go team Sven.
BandWagon
Life's a bitch and then you die...
Sven looked just like Usain, aka Mark Cueto.Too much chin with Sven. Scottish Jamie ftw
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
5 seconds? you mean you'd have to remember the recipe?
BandWagon
Life's a bitch and then you die...
No, I'd just have to get pissed off.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
i'm surprised how much it takes to get you riled.
BandWagon
Life's a bitch and then you die...
It doesn't take much to get me annoyed, as you know. Just what point are you trying to make?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
how patient you are.
for most other people a smack in the chops would have been their opening gambit. for you, you wait till he gets you riled.
Not If they'd gone kitchen happy if wouldn't.
BandWagon
Life's a bitch and then you die...
Yeah, I looked for it tonight and it's not on until tomorrow. Not good.Fucking stupid scheduling
Why've they broken it? I'll have forgotten who everyone is again and it doesn't end until 23rd so I can't even watch the final with Chemistry.
Bloody rubbish.
souljacker
innit
That pissed me off too. I was really looking forward to it tonight.
