Fried potato peel.
Curious but sounds good
why peel your spuds so early?
Dream:
Reality:
I would kill for a bag of crisps right now, but can't leave front desk
So it's a ham and mustard butty, with a tiny bloody activia yoghurt for my lunch
Unless I happen to grab one of the tenants if they're nipping the shop
tiny bloody activia yoghurt for my lunch
... cous cous salad ...
Eugh! Soj! Have you been using a yoghurt pot as a mooncup? Blee!
No HACtually I thought they would help with my recent bloating problem. But as it turned out they didn't.
I'm a bit of a wrong 'un, eh?
What? TV has lied to us? A pot of activia DOESN'T speed up a sluggish digestive tract? Why I oughta....