Joey Barton and Dietmar Hamann cover themselves in glory in Twitter spat

[belboid]

But what exactly is 'Tourette's face'? No idea but I'm nicking it.

I'm guessing at - one that twitches a lot due to excessive cocaine use

 

[Deareg]

oh

OK, that's a good reason to think that. The dick

tbh, most of the reasons people usually put up aren't terribly convincing mind

I dunno, stubbing out cigars in the eyes of youth team players and sucker punching teenagers outside fast food takeaways are good enough reason for me to dislike him.

 

[imposs1904]

he's a prick

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/290447186708267009

I like one of the replies to the thoughts of Chairman Joey:

John Niven ‏@NivenJ1
@Joey7Barton @tim_burgess if Morrissey hadn't spent dole years not doing jobs he felt beneath him you'd have no Smiths lyrics to quote Joey.

 

[Ted Striker]

He's like a shite Balotelli, just without the loveable bits.

 

[Wilf]

Saint Josephus of hashtag

 

[The Octagon]

Apart from anything else, at least Twitter has enabled footballers to broadcast their outright stupidity / cuntiness, so we know exactly where they stand.

Looking at you too Leon Knight.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

I like Joey Barton.

I began to have smidgen of sympathy for him last year and started following him on Twitter - he occasionally said something interesting. But eventually he turned out to be the dick I always thought he was, so I don't waste my time with him anymore.

 

[framed]

he's a prick

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/290447186708267009

@Joey7Barton What type of work is your murdering racist brother doing these days Joey? Surely nothing is beneath that scum? #sewingpostbags

@Joey7Barton People in glass houses Joey,,, there but for the grace of God go all of us. Stop attacking the poor you scumbag.

 

[butchersapron]

Who went first - he good as grassed some family mate working for ***. What came first?

 

[LiamO]

he's a prick

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/290447186708267009

Glad to see he is offering some (2-dimensional) thoughts and allowing followers to question them. Good forum for exactly that kind of debate I would have thought.

 

[butchersapron]

Glad to see he is offering some (2-dimensional) thoughts and allowing followers to question them. Good forum for exactly that kind of debate I would have thought.

No it's not. He's shit and he's a fucking millionairess gobshite.

 

[LiamO]

Yeah.

Fancy cunting people you don't even know off over the Internet. What a cunt, eh?

 

[LiamO]

Who went first - he good as grassed some family mate working for ***. What came first?

Can you expand onthis or translate it into plain english? Thanks

 

[butchersapron]

Can you expand onthis or translate it into plain english? Thanks

Joseph Barton
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@Joey7Barton
Great this twitter, its lets people whose mums work in farmfoods whilst claiming benefits, have a pop at successful folk like me? Brilliant.
12 Jan 13 ReplyRetweetFavorite
Joseph Barton
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@Joey7Barton
My 'farmfoods' tweet offended lots o people. That delights me. Whilst I'm at it, claiming benefits isn't a life choice. Get a job...​

 

[butchersapron]

Yeah.

Fancy cunting people you don't even know off over the Internet. What a cunt, eh?

Or defending them. Unless he's one of your many and varied millionairess mates is he liam?

 

[Deareg]

I used to think he was just a dickhead, now I an starting to think he is a grade A cunt.

 

[LiamO]

who's defending him?

 

[butchersapron]

who's defending him?

You. Again. He's a thick fucking duchess tory.

 

[LiamO]

How, specifically have I defended him on this thread? I am not his keeper.

I am just pointing out the irony of so many angry little pixies giving out on the internet... about an angry little pixie giving out on the internet.

 

[butchersapron]

How, specifically have I defended him on this thread? I am not his keeper.

I am just pointing out the irony of so many angry little pixies giving out on the internet... about an angry little pixie giving out on the internet.

By saying this:

Yeah.

Fancy cunting people you don't even know off over the Internet. What a cunt, eh?

and similar whenever poor little joey gets himself in bother.

 

[Ted Striker]

Yeah.

Fancy cunting people you don't even know off over the Internet. What a cunt, eh?

Yep...we know nothing about him.

Or is he a genius (albeit a touch violent) troll?

 

[butchersapron]

Just for context again:

Great this twitter, its lets people whose mums work in farmfoods whilst claiming benefits, have a pop at successful folk like me? Brilliant.

 

[LiamO]

Listen Cryptic Mystic.

You posted this...

Who went first - he good as grassed some family mate working for ***. What came first?

I asked you to explain what you meant by THIS^^

You responded with this...

Joseph Barton​

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@Joey7Barton ​

Great this twitter, its lets people whose mums work in farmfoods whilst claiming benefits, have a pop at successful folk like me? Brilliant.​

12 Jan 13 ReplyRetweetFavorite​

Joseph Barton​

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@Joey7Barton ​

My 'farmfoods' tweet offended lots o people. That delights me. Whilst I'm at it, claiming benefits isn't a life choice. Get a job...​

I can't see a connection. Can you explain what you were referring to in you post or not?

as for context, that is exactly what I asked you for and you chose not to provide.

 

[LiamO]

Ahhh. I get it now.

His post is (apparently) referring to someone he actually knows? ... who's mum is doing the double... and thus making them easily identifiable to the Social?

Absolute cunt's trick.

Any idea what the poster said to set him off? Just for context, like.

He clearly has anger issues and does not seem to have any filters at all when provoked (and it apparently does not take much to provoke him).

I can think of quite a few posters on here (including myself on occasion) whom that description suits quite well. although most (myself included) do have lines we would not cross.

 

[weepiper]

Ahhh. I get it now.

His post is (apparently) referring to someone he actually knows... who's mum is doing the double... and thus making them identifiable to the Social?

Absolute cunt's trick.

Finally. It's about what he then went on to say too though. Twat's got a massive audience, and when people see folk like him voicing those opinions it makes them feel safer voicing them themselves.

 

[butchersapron]

Cryptic? I'm openly calling him a tory cunt and showing why. Context: i provided it: a series of tory tweets expressing his tory opinions.

The connection between what i posted and what he posted - looked to me like he was publicly calling out an 'old acquaintance' (and his mum ffs!) for daring to work in somewhere as shit as farmfoods and be in a financially precarious situation. He's an utter anti-working class cunt.

 

[red rose]

DH's gambling problems.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/16908928

From that link:

[Hamann]added: "There was one night which cost me over £200,000 and that was obviously a long and painful night.
"You've got face up to it and when you wake up the next morning you look in the mirror and don't like what you see."

A quick look at the Wikipedia article about Barton's career shows that he has been fined over £800,000 for violence and bad behaviour over the course of his career, £420,000 of that in one big chunk for attacking three players in the middle of a match. If I were pissing away six figure sums due to repeated violence against others I'd be a little less vociferous about how other people spend their money...

 

[LiamO]

I think young Joseph would point out a) he has loads more money, whereas Didi's career and capacity to earn silly money is over; b) In terms of week's wages and in wages lost through jail, lots of young men his age have lost similar (relative) amounts; c) they were all lookin' for it... the cunts!

Basically he is just, once again, judging in others what he hates about himself.


Like a lot of posters on here in fact.

 

[butchersapron]

He's a fucking knob liam.

 

[LiamO]

He is certainly not doing himself any favours, that's for sure.

Just because he is acting like a cunt does not mean he is forever condemned to be one. I prefer to think of him as a diamond in the rough - a bit like Craig Bellamy.

I would also hope that when he finally grows up, he will be as constructive an influence on those around him as is is sometimes a destructive one.