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Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

Is the Range Rover Sport the ultimate in arsehole wheels ?

  • Yes

    Votes: 82 56.9%
  • Yes

    Votes: 51 35.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 51 35.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 55 38.2%
  • No, I have an Audi and I claim that title

    Votes: 13 9.0%
  • I dont know as I do not drive

    Votes: 23 16.0%
  • I live in the country and I find it useful for the 2 frosts we get each year

    Votes: 9 6.3%
  • Comedy Option

    Votes: 15 10.4%
  • Fuck you, you snotty middle class cycling shitbag

    Votes: 39 27.1%

  • Total voters
    144
This is what a Chelsea tractor/Lamborghini should look like, and better equipped to cope with London speeds. With an estimate of just £22,000, she cold be yours
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This extremely slow Lamborghini could be yours for £22,000
 
hold yer horses

new RR announced. it is called the Velar. Could be the new arsehole wheels of 2017- if definitely will be the arsehole wheels of 2021 , when depreciation has knocked 70% off its 2016 new price
 
Nah. Someone who has a car so big they are either unable to park it properly or too lazy or selfish to do so!

Spaces are too small these days though. Paid £30 to park for 5 hours in Brighton last weekend, touched the wall with the nose of the car and still the back end was sticking out of the space. And when we returned there was a car in the space next to us so we had to back out to get the youngest kid in to the car. For 30 quid would expect my shoes cleaned or something as well as a space large enough for a car to actually fit in to.
 
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I received a series of increasingly hysterical and arguably illegal letters from an escalation of parties after Indigo decided I had not parked in a legal bay at Dorking Station during a Southern Strike. I ignored them all. In the end, it all passed the statute of limitations. Fuck them and their strong-arm tactics designed to terrify people into paying something they have no duty to pay.
 
I received a series of increasingly hysterical and arguably illegal letters from an escalation of parties after Indigo decided I had not parked in a legal bay at Dorking Station during a Southern Strike. I ignored them all. In the end, it all passed the statute of limitations. Fuck them and their strong-arm tactics designed to terrify people into paying something they have no duty to pay.

Oddest thing about my victory over Parking Eye on 2nd February is that on 1st February they sent this:

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It's a nice idea, but you would have to show it was actually costing you £150 + VAT per letter. You could get away with £20 per letter though, no problem. I have used that threat myself in the past.

I run my VAT registered business from the address the car is registered to. I can easily show that 30 minutes of my time is worth £150 and as it is a service that amount is subject to VAT. I think including my company registration number and VAT number at the bottom of the letter may have helped...
 
This from and entitled knob on Facebook about parking outside schools, most of the comments were not supportive...



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If a Range Rover is not bad enough, I have just seen one crawling along Chelsea Embankment with a reg 81G, pure class!
I also saw the reg NOT 2B again this morning, this time being driven. I will forgive this one as it was one of a pair, owned by a thespian. Their other car, an Aston (?) has a reg 2B or similar, which is fair enough.
 
If a Range Rover is not bad enough, I have just seen one crawling along Chelsea Embankment with a reg 81G, pure class!
I also saw the reg NOT 2B again this morning, this time being driven. I will forgive this one as it was one of a pair, owned by a thespian. Their other car, an Aston (?) has a reg 2B or similar, which is fair enough.
I once saw a Range Rover parked in Chelsea that had the plate 10 MPG. I have never been so close to keying a car. I never saw it again even though I'm in Chelsea every day, so I'd like to think the owner had the car vandalised so many times they decided to switch the number plate for one that didn't scream "I'm a complete and utter cunt".
 
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