Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Ah yes, the famously relaxed Transit driver.

Well no, but that's cos of the oppressive capitalist system paying per delivery, forcing the van-man to drive aggressively or have his children starve...

 

[weltweit]

I had a lift in a Discovery some time back and the driver used to drive right up the boot of the car in front looking over them at what happened in the far distance. It was very bad driving and quite intimidating for the car in front. I didn't enjoy my lift.

 

[mauvais]

Well no, but that's cos of the oppressive capitalist system paying per delivery, forcing the van-man to drive aggressively or have his children starve...

Or because of the high driving position that allows him to see the infinite futility of existence.

Regard:

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[OzT]

Only in white

 

[A380]

Who is he?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Who is he?

 

[mauvais]

Put Pickers in a go-kart and he'd be all sweetness and light, I reckon.

As Sartre once said, in the wobbly blancmange of the Picasso, all is hatred.

 

[kebabking]

A white Range Rover Sport, with the reg plate 5WAG, is parked like a blind cunt outside school.

You invited, perhaps privately, to speculate on the nature of the driver

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

A white Range Rover Sport, with the reg plate 5WAG, is parked like a blind cunt outside school.

You invited, perhaps privately, to speculate on the nature of the driver

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twentythreedom ruffneck23 ??

 

[hash tag]

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[hash tag]

Or because of the high driving position that allows him to see the infinite futility of existence.

Regard:

The Hairy Cornflake?

 

[Dogsauce]

From my casual observations when pedalling about London it appears that some new kind of muscular-looking Maserati has taken over from the Bentley Continental as the car of choice for top-end wankers (younger members of oil dynasties and 'successful property developers').

 

[Sweet FA]

Saw this on the way home from work last week...

 

[T & P]

I'm surprised they managed to get it past the DVLA

 

[dylanredefined]

I have a hypothesis to test: a minority ( but a large minority c 20/30% ) of Chelsea Tractor drivers buy them because they are shit drivers* and actually have enough self awareness to know that they are lacking in driving ability. They therefore make a selfish trade off that, rather than a. Improve or b, stop driving they buy a car in the hope that if they have an accident they won't get as hurt asthey would in another car.

Discuss.

* I reackon that about 60% of all town and city based users of 4x4s are sub average drivers, just not all realise it...

Or their poor skills are magnified by driving a huge 4*4

I'm a big fan of the old Land Rover Defender. Heated seats, parking sensors, sat nav and all that shit you get nowadays completely defeat the purpose of a 4x4, which is to do things involving mud and weather and stuff.

A joy off road a nightmare on it.

 

[Mr Moose]

I spotted this a few weeks back. A bit more U75.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I spotted this a few weeks back. A bit more U75.

I like to imagine this car was bought by a Jamaican person as a gift for David Jason.

 

[iamwithnail]

Spotted a range rover being driven like a prick this morning, with the numberplate of COU 55S, presumably a banker. What an utter fucking bellend.

From my casual observations when pedalling about London it appears that some new kind of muscular-looking Maserati has taken over from the Bentley Continental as the car of choice for top-end wankers (younger members of oil dynasties and 'successful property developers').

Eta: I had not insignificant schadenfreude when I saw one of those scrape along a very expensive Merc last week, mentioned it somewhere else. All low speed and no one hurt, but very, very expensive looking.

 

[hash tag]

In a pub car park somewhere near Derby at the weekend (of course some people often have these things because they cant actually drive/park).

 

[SpookyFrank]

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The Porsche Cayenne is every bit the Range Rover's equal in terms of twattishness of drivers IME. No rational person would buy one. For a start it's basically the same car as a VW Touareg but worse and more expensive. So even someone stupid enough to buy a crossover, ie a vehicle which dispenses with the useful attributes of both 4x4 and hatchback to create a pointless compromise between the two, would have to be extra stupid to buy a Cayenne.

This is probably why I see so many Cayennes parked outside the private school up the road. The thinking goes like this: I'm the kind of moron who buys a Porsche cayenne, therefore my kids will have inherited moron genes, therefore I'd better get them the best education money can buy to try counteract their natural deficiencies. Tragically, as any encounter with a private school student will illustrate, this strategy doesn't work.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Hmmm..... Drivers are Clarkson Parking to protect cars from 'clowns who can’t park or drive' | Daily Mail Online

Doing a Clarkson: New trend for posh car drivers to DELIBERATELY park across two bays to protect their beloved vehicles from 'clowns who can't park or drive'

 

[not-bono-ever]

That fuck interviewed in the article is a fuck.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

That fuck interviewed in the article is a fuck.

He's not even got a particularly impressive motor:

Mr Vardy's Vauxhall Astra, which boasts 280bhp and goes from 0-60mph in 5.9 seconds, guzzles £50 in petrol money every single week

Our car has 330bhp, 0-60 in 5 seconds and guzzles £80 in diesel every week. So there

 

[Spymaster]

For a start it's basically the same car as a VW Touareg but worse and more expensive.

They share some parts but they're far from the same car; the petrol engines are different for starters. But yes, Cayennes are shit.

 

[hash tag]

However you look at it, an Audi is still an Audi.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

However you look at it, an Audi is still an Audi.

You are of course correct. Audis are all quality cars driven by discerning people with above average IQs and driving skills.

 

[hash tag]

Oh I kid (love) myself!

 

[dessiato]

They share some parts but they're far from the same car; the engines are different for starters. But yes, Cayennes are shit.

I was looking at buying one later in the year. Mrs D, though, isn't keen on the idea.

 

[dessiato]

You are of course correct. Audis are all quality cars driven by discerning people with above average IQs and driving skills.