Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

[Chilli.s]

Yeah I recon that would be the quickest way to loose your shotgun licence

 

[kabbes]

So eventually the police turn up, ask if you clamped some guy's car, you say, "yes, because he parked on my drive" and then you go and unclamp it. The guy has still lost a shit load of time waiting for his car to be unclamped and the police aren't going to do anything more. At most, they'll say, "did you threaten him with a gun" and you say "no" and they say, "oh, ok then".

It helps in all this if you are an energy broker who went to Rugby and had the Middletons at your wedding, of course.

 

[Spymaster]

Holding it calmly in response to somebody coming to your front door to shout at and threaten you? Yeah, good luck making that stick.

He would be in deep shit, tbf.

If someone complained, the minimum he could expect is a visit from plod and a thorough bollocking. That's if they're feeling generous. Otherwise he can expect to lose his shotgun certificate or even find himself on threat charges.

If I take mine out even in the house I draw the curtains to avoid any silliness. The police take an extremely dim view of uncovered guns, and if he's getting it out in response to someone on his doorstep, he's ratcheting-up the stakes immeasurably.

 

[nogojones]

It helps in all this if you are an energy broker

Is that the same thing as the lightworkers I see on facebook?

 

[BigMoaner]

This is what I mean. (This car is ours though). A car parked here means you can't open the gates. The patch of land the car is on is ours.

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Argh it’s so cunty tho look at it. BANG!

 

[BigMoaner]

I’m joking of course. I think.

 

[dessiato]

Argh it’s so cunty tho look at it. BANG!

I know. It’s a C1. It was only a rental so no big issue.

I suppose we could go into the stable through the black door, through it, and out through the other door in the stable which is the other side of the gate.

 

[DownwardDog]

At most, they'll say, "did you threaten him with a gun" and you say "no" and they say, "oh, ok then".

That is not what would happen as anybody who has had a firearms license will attest.

 

[hash tag]

We are in knutsford and Mrs tag just said she has never seen so many Chelsea tractors.
NB. Many of them are blinged and/or have very expensive personal registration plates.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Since our village became a popular weekend visiting spot, one particular couple often found some wanker had parked in their little drive, which is away from their house but has a little garage at its end, so it’s very obvious that it’s a private drive. When confronted, people say things like, “I was only there for a few hours” and “you can still access your garage” (which means on foot rather than get in and out of it and is incorrect anyway). So he bought a wheel clamp. When they eventually come round to his house, if they are apologetic, which is never, he would just unlock it. But when they inevitably start shouting at him in self-entitled rage, he calmly goes out back and gets his shotgun. He doesn’t demand any money or anything, just tells them that they can come back for their car tomorrow. Don’t mess with country folk.

Oh so this'd be the good kind of threatenting to shoot people then. I see. Because normally, someone who did that would be a dangerous areshole who shouldn't be left in charge of his own shoes never mind a firearm. But if there's a parking space involved then yeah obviously he's a massive hero.

 

[likesfish]

got cheered putting a ticket on a new Ford ranger which was immaculate if you own a pick-up truck it should have stuff in the back because you do work.
if it's immaculate your a wrong en.

 

[A380]

Just let down two tyres. It’s not criminal damage or interfering with a motor vehicle. And a real pain in the arse if they haven’t got a mini compressor tyre inflator.

 

[DownwardDog]

RR Cullinan with a lift kit and roof tent.

 

[High Voltage]

RR Cullinan with a lift kit and roof tent.

I'll freely admit to being a bit of a sucker for most, if not all of the, how shall I say, more "specialised" vehicles that DD often posts pictures of. But this one? Probably not so, I'd rather just have the money to buy something else and put more lasers and machine guns on it

 

[keybored]

It is a strange car not exactly sure what goes through the mind of someone who buys one.

Ideally an ice pick.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

RR Cullinan with a lift kit and roof tent.

Christ almighty

 

[T & P]

Lose the stupid bullbar, and it's not that bad actually. I hope the next time I visit Wadi Rum they have them

 

[steeplejack]

 

[DownwardDog]

I would 100% daily a Sable Grey Cullinan if I had the money. They are great.

 

[nick]

Sick puppy that I am I quite like that RR (sorry)
It certainly feels more appropriate than the ones tootling around the west end

 

[hash tag]

I'll freely admit to being a bit of a sucker for most, if not all of the, how shall I say, more "specialised" vehicles that DD often posts pictures of. But this one? Probably not so, I'd rather just have the money to buy something else and put more lasers and machine guns on it

For the £200 or whatever the Cullinan costs, I am sure you could buy a very decent motor home.

 

[BigMoaner]

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gotta admit though, tent on top of a car aint a bad idea.

 

[BigMoaner]

RR Cullinan with a lift kit and roof tent.

teh thing is it would have to be in the middle of the desert. can't imagine hosting that bastard up in a side road in camberwell and having a restful nights sleep

 

[mx wcfc]

To divert the thread slightly, this is why Winchester residents need a 4x4. Fuck sale, it wasn’t even a tight parking space.

 

[hash tag]

Check out the matching wheels

 

[dessiato]

Check out the matching wheels
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My car wheels match too.

 

[hash tag]

My car wheels match too.

Like that

 

[dessiato]

Like that

No. They’re all the same colour as each other

 

[Chilli.s]

Mine do too, dirty and scratched (but 4 new tyres)

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Check out the matching wheels
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What do you expect when you go to Staines?