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Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

Is the Range Rover Sport the ultimate in arsehole wheels ?

  • Yes

    Votes: 82 56.9%
  • Yes

    Votes: 51 35.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 51 35.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 55 38.2%
  • No, I have an Audi and I claim that title

    Votes: 13 9.0%
  • I dont know as I do not drive

    Votes: 23 16.0%
  • I live in the country and I find it useful for the 2 frosts we get each year

    Votes: 9 6.3%
  • Comedy Option

    Votes: 15 10.4%
  • Fuck you, you snotty middle class cycling shitbag

    Votes: 39 27.1%

  • Total voters
    144
Because it restricted access to the property and for moving his bins, could the property owner have just walked over/on the vehicle? Could he have dragged his bins over it? The owner might have been very angry, but should have made sure it was parked properly and securely. If it was a rogue company then wouldn’t they have had to compensate for any damage incurred while the vehicle was in their care?
 
Because it restricted access to the property and for moving his bins, could the property owner have just walked over/on the vehicle? Could he have dragged his bins over it? The owner might have been very angry, but should have made sure it was parked properly and securely. If it was a rogue company then wouldn’t they have had to compensate for any damage incurred while the vehicle was in their care?
I'd have blocked it in somehow
 
I'd have blocked it in somehow
I’ve been looking at this. We have someone who parks on a small piece of our land alongside our stable. They block our access completely. According to Scottish Police it’s not criminal, but the vehicle can be towed, eventually. We can do little about it except report it. I need to find a way of getting revenge, legally. So far I’m tempted to leave a screw or nail against the tyres so it punctures them. But if this caused an accident I’d never be able to live with myself.
 
Yes, there’s websites where you can book parking on driveways and in garages, we’ve used one before when visiting London. I guess there might be a scam here similar to those fake airbnb listings that occasionally rip people off, sell off parking on someone else’s drive and pocket the cash. Or it could just be a fuckwit driver with a legit booking who parked in the wrong drive.
 
I'd have collected as many dog turds as possible (already in bags from a nearby dog poop bin), open the bags and deposit them all the over the bodywork. If the owner makes a complaint to the police, they can try to arrest the dogs.
 
I’ve been looking at this. We have someone who parks on a small piece of our land alongside our stable. They block our access completely. According to Scottish Police it’s not criminal, but the vehicle can be towed, eventually. We can do little about it except report it. I need to find a way of getting revenge, legally. So far I’m tempted to leave a screw or nail against the tyres so it punctures them. But if this caused an accident I’d never be able to live with myself.


get a load of gravel delivered that blocks them in
 
That's a great idea. We plan to improve the hardstanding so we'd have a good excuse. But we'd not be able to get past their car, to open the gates, to move the gravel. Their car stops us from opening the gates which open outwards.

I love this idea.
Install some sort of spikes? Accidentally throw a brick through their window .
 
That's a great idea. We plan to improve the hardstanding so we'd have a good excuse. But we'd not be able to get past their car, to open the gates, to move the gravel. Their car stops us from opening the gates which open outwards.

I love this idea.
Gates, you say. The sort of gates that need painting?

Terrible thing over spray, can blow anywhere, especially if a breeze is blowing in a direction
 
would be absolute terrible if a load of gravel kept being thrown up against the side of his car “from passing traffic”
 
This is what I mean. (This car is ours though). A car parked here means you can't open the gates. The patch of land the car is on is ours.

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