Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

[not-bono-ever]

Considering the pattern does work really well at night hope his insurance premium took a hike.

That does appeal to my inner child.

What does ? All I can see is a couple of wheels and headlights

 

[Voley]

Re the op:

Compelling evidence that the answer is still 'Yes.'

 

[Poi E]

Neither. Drive a proper car, you cunt.

 

[T & P]

Re the op:

Compelling evidence that the answer is still 'Yes.'

I thought he’d got a C, a U, an N and a T?

 

[ViolentPanda]

You've not seen the kind of shed that gets sold over here with a chevrolet badge then?

Their range includes this, the foulest-looking vehicle ever seen on Britain's roads:

I know, someone said, lets make a cross between a Nissan Prairie and a fucking hearse.

Looks like a Hearse for munchkins.

 

[hash tag]

I thought this grey was the preserve of Audi's. Clearly not

 

[ringo]

It's "Nardo Grey" which Audi initially did as a colour on the RS3 and it was a sales sensation for them so they made it available on more models. Grey is now so popular that its a premium choice on some models. It's nearly $8k to have it on some models of BMW. The M2 Competition widebody looks fire in grey.

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Since reading this thread I have suddenly noticed loads of these. Four on the M2 yesterday, mostly looking meh but the Audi R8 looked alright.

 

[hash tag]

I've got a bigger dick than anyone I know and many I don't know, because my name is down for this...

 

[A380]

I've got a bigger dick than anyone I know and many I don't know, because my name is down for this...View attachment 146346

I think we all know reality for the owner is more along the lines of:

 

[hash tag]

 

[OzT]

I've got a bigger dick than anyone I know and many I don't know, because my name is down for this...View attachment 146346

Listers, I know them as .. .

 

[DownwardDog]

My neighbour when I lived in the UK had a Lister XJS. It sounded wonderful but the body kit used to drop off quite regularly.

 

[Dogsauce]

Listers, I know them as .. .

Also produced little narrow gauge petrol locomotives that worked on sewage works railways. I suppose that means the brand has a history of moving turds about.

 

[Poi E]

My neighbour when I lived in the UK had a Lister XJS. It sounded wonderful but the body kit used to drop off quite regularly.

Not as extreme but I've noticed BMWs seem to have a real problem with saggy bumpers. Their clip supplier must be pants.

 

[weltweit]

Considering the pattern does work really well at night hope his insurance premium took a hike.

That does appeal to my inner child.

I don't get the concept of camouflage, I can still see it quite clearly !

 

[SpookyFrank]

Someone's pinched Anthony Joshua's £200 grand range rover. My heart bleeds.

Anthony Joshua's £200k Range Rover has been stolen by a very brave thief

 

[alcopop]

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[kebabking]

Someone's pinched Anthony Joshua's £200 grand range rover. My heart bleeds.

Anthony Joshua's £200k Range Rover has been stolen by a very brave thief

shit, can you imagine the all encompassing ego of someone who needs their autograph on their cars headrests?

what a monsterous twat...

 

[hash tag]

If you wish to pick a fight with him, well, he's all yours

 

[SpookyFrank]

shit, can you imagine the all encompassing ego of someone who needs their autograph on their cars headrests?

what a monsterous twat...

It'll be a PR stunt by Land Rover, I doubt Joshua gives a fuck about autographed headrests but if he says what they tell him to say he gets a free car.

That said if you're willing to be a sock puppet for Land Rover, owned by the incredibly dodgy Tata group, then you're a twat.

 

[DownwardDog]

Custom embroidered headrests are a factory option on RRs for which the purchaser will be rinsed for thousands. Most people get the number of the RAC on there.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Custom embroidered headrests are a factory option on RRs for which the purchaser will be rinsed for thousands. Most people get the number of the RAC on there.

Yes well when the article said Joshua's motor was 'worth' 200,000 what they actually meant was that it would cost 200,000 to anyone stupid enough to buy one. Whether having your name on a headrest is 'worth' what I spend on rent in a year is an open question.

To me, if you can't reliably remember your own name at least 80% of the time, you probably shouldn't be driving; still less driving an armour-plated blunt instrument with a 9 litre engine and a driving position designed so that you can't see pedestrians until you've already run them over.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Yes well when the article said Joshua's motor was 'worth' 200,000 what they actually meant was that it would cost 200,000 to anyone stupid enough to buy one. Whether having your name on a headrest is 'worth' what I spend on rent in a year is an open question.

To me, if you can't reliably remember your own name at least 80% of the time, you probably shouldn't be driving; still less driving an armour-plated blunt instrument with a 9 litre engine and a driving position designed so that you can't see pedestrians until you've already run them over.

And of course, by personalising your car in this manner you are destroying any resale value. Who's gonna buy a car with some cunt's name scrawled all over it?

 

[SpookyFrank]

And of course, by personalising your car in this manner you are destroying any resale value. Who's gonna buy a car with some cunt's name scrawled all over it?

Presmuably the ruffians who stole it are dealing with this very conundrum as we speak.

 

[kebabking]

Presmuably the ruffians who stole it are dealing with this very conundrum as we speak.

One hopes that they took the opportunity to have a celebrity arse wipe.

I'm sure the leather is both soft and exquisitely absorbent...

 

[Poi E]

Nope. It'll be the same PU coated shit as the rest.

 

[DownwardDog]

I wish more OEMs did vegan compliant cloth interiors on their high end models. I know somebody with an AMG GT and everything on the inside is covered in leather. You just can't escape the sensation that your riding around in an inside out cow.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I wish more OEMs did vegan compliant cloth interiors on their high end models. I know somebody with an AMG GT and everything on the inside is covered in leather. You just can't escape the sensation that your riding around in an inside out cow.

You can get them kitted out in Alcantara if you wish.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I wish more OEMs did vegan compliant cloth interiors on their high end models. I know somebody with an AMG GT and everything on the inside is covered in leather. You just can't escape the sensation that your riding around in an inside out cow.

Almost as if the 'people who want a stupidly overpowered cuntmobile but who also have ethical standards' demographic was not a particularly large one.

Leather is a dreadful thing to cover seats with even if you don't care about cows. Like everything else about these fucking ridiculous machines, it's about appearance not experience.

 

[Spymaster]

Leather is a dreadful thing to cover seats with even if you don't care about cows.

Don't be a plank, Frank.