Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

[fishfinger]

Orders are now being taken for this little beauty. Expect to pay around £250K

 

[DownwardDog]

Orders are now being taken for this little beauty. Expect to pay around £250K

I would have one of these if I had the money. I bet they are a terrific proposition for long trips.

 

[Dogsauce]

As long as the distance between fuel stations isn’t too great...

 

[Poi E]

Chinese RR knock-off, right?

 

[hash tag]

Ever get that sinking feeling when you see one? Range Rover gets stuck on Suffolk beach

 

[rubbershoes]

Ever get that sinking feeling when you see one? Range Rover gets stuck on Suffolk beach

Oh dear

What a shame

 

[hash tag]

I saw a black one of these yesterday being driven by a young kid down the A214. At first I thought it was a Porsche Cayanne
until I saw the badge. Did sound rather nice!

 

[BigTom]

Oh dear

What a shame

It's alright, I'm sure a good practical all-terrain vehicle like a range rover will have a winch or two to pull it out of difficult situations / pull other things out, right?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I saw a black one of these yesterday being driven by a young kid down the A214. At first I thought it was a Porsche Cayanne
until I saw the badge. Did sound rather nice!

Shame about the name, bit too close to anus.

 

[likesfish]

For people who found the Porsche Cayenne just too good looking.

I present the jag SUV it’s much uglier in the flesh all the charm of the BMW X3 but higher and smaller why anyone would want one god only nos

 

[Saul Goodman]

I present the jag SUV

No, you don't

 

[likesfish]

Tbf it really nsfanyone

 

[T & P]

I can’t remember if it was in Spain during my recent holiday or in London, but has anyone else noticed a lot of Audi cars recently sporting the (imo at least) ugliest and weirdest paint colour ever seen on a car?

It basically is ‘1970s grey filing cabinet’. The same colour as you would expect to see on a metal filing cabinet in a Stasi office in East Berlin. Completely different to every other shade of grey ever seen before painted on a car. The kind of colour that can actually make you depressed just by looking at it. Hideous and weird as fuck to choose as a colour option.

Bahnhof Strasse are you aware of this sacrilege?

 

[A380]

I can’t remember if it was in Spain during my recent holiday or in London, but has anyone else noticed a lot of Audi cars recently sporting the (imo at least) ugliest and weirdest paint colour ever seen on a car?

It basically is ‘1970s grey filing cabinet’. The same colour as you would expect to see on a metal filing cabinet in a Stasi office in East Berlin. Completely different to every other shade of grey ever seen before painted on a car. The kind of colour that can actually make you depressed just by looking at it. Hideous and weird as fuck to choose as a colour option.

Bahnhof Strasse are you aware of this sacrilege?

It’s to reflect the drivers’ personalities

 

[Yogibear]

A horrible vehicle that does about 7 miles to the gallon in cities. Probably perfect for middle class paedos who have calculated how many children they could get in the boot.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I can’t remember if it was in Spain during my recent holiday or in London, but has anyone else noticed a lot of Audi cars recently sporting the (imo at least) ugliest and weirdest paint colour ever seen on a car?

It basically is ‘1970s grey filing cabinet’. The same colour as you would expect to see on a metal filing cabinet in a Stasi office in East Berlin. Completely different to every other shade of grey ever seen before painted on a car. The kind of colour that can actually make you depressed just by looking at it. Hideous and weird as fuck to choose as a colour option.

Bahnhof Strasse are you aware of this sacrilege?

Not noticed this phenomenon, needs pictures. It’s probably Spymaster who doesn’t feel teh love for matt paint.

 

[bellaozzydog]

Outside my house is a Range Rover, when it leaves, another car takes its place immediately

I didn’t realise that the other car was just a place marker for the Range Rover.

In the mean time me and the neighbours have to park in another street (no doubt in front of someone else’s house)

 

[not-bono-ever]

Car ferry to Sicily. Sandwiched between 2x Audi’s. Both had their vile TD engine running about 16 minutes before we hit the port, despite crew asking them not to because confined space. Utter cunts. Selfish utter cunts. Arsehole selfish utter cunts

Death is too good for these scum

 

[not-bono-ever]

Outside my house is a Range Rover, when it leaves, another car takes its place immediately

I didn’t realise that the other car was just a place marker for the Range Rover.

In the mean time me and the neighbours have to park in another street (no doubt in front of someone else’s house)

Each corner costs them about 200 quid if that sidewall gets damaged.big cars big bills

 

[Spymaster]

 

[T & P]

Not noticed this phenomenon, needs pictures. It’s probably Spymaster who doesn’t feel teh love for matt paint.

Here you go...

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

That’s bogging.

 

[Poi E]

Seen a bit of that colour around. Gloom grey. Perfect Brexit colour.

 

[A380]

Outside my house is a Range Rover, when it leaves, another car takes its place immediately

I didn’t realise that the other car was just a place marker for the Range Rover.

In the mean time me and the neighbours have to park in another street (no doubt in front of someone else’s house)

Let the tires down. Or set up a rota with the neighbors to try and get ready when you see activity to try and nip into the space...

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Here you go...

Seeing them everywhere now, Ford ST's seem to go for it too.

 

[DownwardDog]

I can’t remember if it was in Spain during my recent holiday or in London, but has anyone else noticed a lot of Audi cars recently sporting the (imo at least) ugliest and weirdest paint colour ever seen on a car?

It basically is ‘1970s grey filing cabinet’. The same colour as you would expect to see on a metal filing cabinet in a Stasi office in East Berlin. Completely different to every other shade of grey ever seen before painted on a car. The kind of colour that can actually make you depressed just by looking at it. Hideous and weird as fuck to choose as a colour option.

Bahnhof Strasse are you aware of this sacrilege?

It's "Nardo Grey" which Audi initially did as a colour on the RS3 and it was a sales sensation for them so they made it available on more models. Grey is now so popular that its a premium choice on some models. It's nearly $8k to have it on some models of BMW. The M2 Competition widebody looks fire in grey.

 

[Poi E]

I guess you can just put the clear coat on the primer. Saves money.

 

[kebabking]

I guess you can just put the clear coat on the primer. Saves money.

I must admit that the first time I saw it - hammering past an Audi, obviously - I assumed it was some form of prototype still in its primer...

 

[DotCommunist]

its like a gunmetal grey.
like this sort of thing:

cars and penises exist in the same mental space, so perhaps thats why such a fuck dull colour adorns both the gun and the audi

 

[not-bono-ever]

It’s not a bright colour because only children and girls like bright colours. Real proper driving by straight talking clarkson men are not children. They like this colour because they are NOT immature fucking children who need a long session on the naughty step and no smarties for a week