Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

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That could explain why I opted for a grey brera

 

[Poi E]

its like a gunmetal grey.
like this sort of thing:

cars and penises exist in the same mental space, so perhaps thats why such a fuck dull colour adorns both the gun and the audi

Nice tooling. Always know where you are with a revolver.

Gun metal grey done proper

 

[Saul Goodman]

Nice tooling. Always know where you are with a revolver.

No incriminating spent casings left at the SOC

 

[SpookyFrank]

No incriminating spent casings left at the SOC

So you can shoot yourself and get away with it.

 

[DotCommunist]

That could explain why I opted for a grey brera

breretta

 

[A380]

 

[Yogibear]

its like a gunmetal grey.
like this sort of thing:

cars and penises exist in the same mental space, so perhaps thats why such a fuck dull colour adorns both the gun and the audi

That's sparkley silver or something. This is gunmetal grey:

Royal Enfield Classic Gunmetal Grey - Features, Specifications & Reviews

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

That could explain why I opted for a grey brera

It really is the colour of choice for tossers...

Spoiler: My car

 

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Not been impounded or lost you licence yet then?

 

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Not a 4x4 but certainly more tasteful than one. It is currently being driven with a registration of 1 KO.

 

[Leafster]

Is that Chris Eubanks' motor?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Not a 4x4 but certainly more tasteful than one. It is currently being driven with a registration of 1 KO.

Chris Eubank.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Is that Chris Eubanks' motor?

Snaps

 

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Yes it is, minus an old parking ticket!

 

[DownwardDog]

Nice tooling. Always know where you are with a revolver.

Gun metal grey done proper

Over 50% of the R32 GTRs ever built were in that KH2 "Gun Gray Metallic" colour. It really suits it.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Nice tooling. Always know where you are with a revolver.

Gun metal grey done proper

That's not grey, it's light black.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I'm seeing more and more cars in this colour, which I can only assume is called 'vending machine latte':



Fugly.

 

[T & P]

I must say that none of the cars that have been posted since I found an example of the new Audi colour actually match it. The BMW came closest but it’s still a tad lighter in my eyes- and not unattractive.

To those of you who haven’t spotted an Audi in the flesh sporting the colour in question yet, I think when you do will agree this colour is both previously unseen on any car and a bit of an acquired taste at best, or fucking ugly as fuck I tend to see it.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I must say that none of the cars that have been posted since I found an example of the new Audi colour actually match it. The BMW came closest but it’s still a tad lighter in my eyes- and not unattractive.

To those of you who haven’t spotted an Audi in the flesh sporting the colour in question yet, I think when you do will agree this colour is both previously unseen on any car and a bit of an acquired taste at best, or fucking ugly as fuck I tend to see it.

My brain doesn't process colour when I see an Audi, it's always too busy anticipating (and calculating ways to survive) the inevtiable act of fuckwitted, selfish, absurdly dangerous driving that is about to occur.

 

[Poi E]

Really? I always thought they were middle aged man likes to cautiously boot it sort of thing. You see the guys in their R6s wondering if they should floor it or will the bill soak up piano lesson money.

 

[Poi E]

R8s drug dealer or chain of budgens boss.

 

[Dogsauce]

I saw one of the large rounded muscular Audis at the airport in Porto a couple of weeks ago, finished in an urban camouflage colour scheme. I’d have guessed footballer but it was on Romanian plates. An affront to my eyes.

 

[mauvais]

Really? I always thought they were middle aged man likes to cautiously boot it sort of thing. You see the guys in their R6s wondering if they should floor it or will the bill soak up piano lesson money.

This is because you apparently live somewhere nice. This is what Audi drivers are like in, say, rural Sussex. Anywhere else and they're 12 years old and driving at 80mph on the pavement. And they've probably got a gun.

Fortunately every once in a while there's a handy sniper on a bridge working in conjunction with other German car brands.

 

[Poi E]

I live in Croydon.

Awesome panel gaps on Audis and Skodas too. Best in the business.

 

[Saul Goodman]

This is because you apparently live somewhere nice. This is what Audi drivers are like in, say, rural Sussex. Anywhere else and they're 12 years old and driving at 80mph on the pavement. And they've probably got a gun.

Fortunately every once in a while there's a handy sniper on a bridge working in conjunction with other German car brands.

It's a shame Audi didn't make the passenger compartment from the same material they made the engine from. Apparently Audi engines are bulletproof

 

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[A380]

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[Poi E]

Don't bother. Just sit and wait for it to catch fire 2018 Land Rover, Range Rover line-up recalled for fire risk | CarAdvice

 

[dylanredefined]

I saw one of the large rounded muscular Audis at the airport in Porto a couple of weeks ago, finished in an urban camouflage colour scheme. I’d have guessed footballer but it was on Romanian plates. An affront to my eyes.

Considering the pattern does work really well at night hope his insurance premium took a hike.

That does appeal to my inner child.

 

[High Voltage]

Don't bother. Just sit and wait for it to catch fire 2018 Land Rover, Range Rover line-up recalled for fire risk | CarAdvice

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