Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

[hash tag]

In central London no less.

 

[weltweit]

Aston Martin join the SUV fray with the DBX and it's hideous. It looks Korean.

Pig ugly!

No in fact that is being unfair to pigs which are quite cute!

 

[kebabking]

In central London no less.

Amateur...

I'm think of parking something like that in a disabled space at the top of Wyle Cop in Shrewsbury - it wouldn't just take up the space (and at least one other), but it's so wide it would also block the rest of the road. Shrewsbury would grind to a holt.

 

[Poi E]

That plus the ride quality, lovely interior and shit off a shovel performance.

Funny how UK motoring journos have for years slated bloated, soft Yank tanks and yet one has been made here and venerated for decades.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Projection of power/status, basically.

Or overcompensation for lack of same.

 

[hash tag]

It's nothing to do with power or status but everything to do with pens size, or lack of

 

[OzT]

It's nothing to do with power or status but everything to do with pens size, or lack of

wotz a pen got to do with it???

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Ehrm...

 

[Teaboy]

Amateur...

I'm think of parking something like that in a disabled space at the top of Wyle Cop in Shrewsbury - it wouldn't just take up the space (and at least one other), but it's so wide it would also block the rest of the road. Shrewsbury would grind to a holt.

Either that or across two disabled bays in a co-op somewhere in Surrey.

 

[ringo]

You might need to up your game, we're seriously considering the SQ7 now, 4 pipes. And tbh, it's this thread that has prompted the serious consideration, "How can I be THE apex arsehole? SQ7".

I was looking at the Q5, quite large, the Q7 is tank sized. Just how big is your dog?

 

[JuanTwoThree]

A Hilux 4WD might do. There are quite a few round here, as well as Nissan Navaras. Both would look very wanky in the Home Counties.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I was looking at the Q5, quite large, the Q7 is tank sized. Just how big is your dog?

Lanky rather than big...





tbf we fancy an RS6, but genuinely this thread has got me thinking about the SQ7. Plus got flashed on the M3 last night, the RS6 might not be the most sensible thing...

 

[kabbes]

Dogs don't need much room. It's the kids that take up your car space, I'm guessing.

 

[2hats]

You mean wrinklies? Besides, I thought you were fitter than that.



Do you really need to feel important and do you really need a badge to do it? Have you a seat in parliament or local councillor?

Cars for [soon to be] OAP coffin dodgers desperately trying to relive their youth/convince themselves they still have a purpose?

Road rage, rage against the dying of the light.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Dogs don't need much room. It's the kids that take up your car space, I'm guessing.

Yep, Pepper's happy to be folded up in to quite a small package, the kids don't take up so much space by themselves, but a large car means there can be a decent gap between them in the back, which helps with the fighting...

The Q7 has three rows of seats, which would help even more with that.

 

[kabbes]

Yep, Pepper's happy to be folded up in to quite a small package, the kids don't take up so much space by themselves, but a large car means there can be a decent gap between them in the back, which helps with the fighting...

The Q7 has three rows of seats, which would help even more with that.

That, and the copious amounts of general crap that kids seem to require wherever they go.

 

[hash tag]

Either that or across two disabled bays in a co-op somewhere in Surrey.

What, they coop things in Surrey
How frightful.

 

[hash tag]

Cars for [soon to be] OAP coffin dodgers desperately trying to relive their youth/convince themselves they still have a purpose?

Road rage, rage against the dying of the light.

See thread on estates: a quality cat, never raced, well looked after, a hearse.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

That, and the copious amounts of general crap that kids seem to require wherever they go.

We seem to have cut that down by giving each one an i-pad and getting seat-back TV's installed so they can watch DVDs or play video games.

Neither of them know the boredom joys of staring out of the window for 4 hours as our green and pleasant land zips by.

 

[hash tag]

What happened to car snooker, spot the Eddie stobart lorry etc.
kids never had it so good.

 

[Teaboy]

What, they coop things in Surrey
How frightful.

Only in the ghastly provinces of Surrey. There's a decent Whole Foods and passable Waitrose in Richmond I believe.

 

[hash tag]

Regret my local waitrose is rubbish. I have wholefoods nearby by, buts now just a branch of Amazon.
i don't live in the country though (surrey).

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

What happened to car snooker, spot the Eddie stobart lorry etc.
kids never had it so good.

Neither of mine have to sit next to a sister chucking up every half hour or so either, they don't know they're fucking born.

 

[not-bono-ever]

i am looking for a new ( old) car. This thread is making me want to experience real time range rover sport ownership, just as an experiment.

 

[hash tag]

Fortunately, I can fit neither animals not children in my car, thank goodness. Passengers are BANNED from anything like eating or drinking when they get the privilege of being in her...people throwing up...OUT....

 

[2hats]

i am looking for a new ( old) car. This thread is making me want to experience real time range rover sport ownership, just as an experiment.

Have you recently married a footballer?

 

[hash tag]

Extended test drive...be careful how other drivers react to you.

 

[Teaboy]

i am looking for a new ( old) car. This thread is making me want to experience real time range rover sport ownership, just as an experiment.

How do you feel about completing most journeys in a RAC van?

 

[not-bono-ever]

Have you recently married a footballer?

Just wondering how it would feel and how others on the road would treat me

 

[hash tag]

Does it have to be a 4x4?
the rear wheel drive Stelvio is now on sale starting at just over £30k.