Is Nicholas Witchell dead yet?

[steveseagull]

I see this coffin dodging boot licking BBC 'Royal Correspondent' has been wheeled out again for the H&M doc to spout his unhinged opinions. I thought it would be handy to have a thread speculating on his death.

 

[Pickman's model]

As you can see he has become undead

 

[Yossarian]

He must be getting up there in years - how long ago was it that he was the model for that "The Scream" painting?

 

[platinumsage]

Perhaps he'll depart live on air at the coronation.

This is what Charles muttered about him:

 

[maomao]

Alas he's only 69. Bowing and scraping obviously takes a toll.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Bit disrespectful for him to be clinging on tbh. Isn't there some protocol that says he should quietly shuffle off the day after the Queen's funeral?

 

[Tanya1982]

Judging by that picture, he already looks dead.

 

[Tanya1982]

Bit disrespectful for him to be clinging on tbh. Isn't there some protocol that says he should quietly shuffle off the day after the Queen's funeral?

1. All royal correspondents to be walled up inside the tomb of the monarch they served under.

2. They can update their tweets or whatever, until their battery dies. After that, death will be presumed to have occurred, and their family can register it officially.

 

[seeformiles]

He’s a scarily cadaverous man. Hope he’s eating ok.

 

[Indeliblelink]

I like having him alive as when I feel depressed or life seems a struggle you can always think to yourself "Well at least I'm not Nicholas Witchell" and then life seems just a little bit better.

 

[steeplejack]

Imagine waking up in the morning and finding out you're Nicholas Witchell

 

[Rob Ray]

Perhaps he'll depart live on air at the coronation.

This is what Charles muttered about him:

Followed by him grovelling that Charlie was correct. A man with the backbone of a blancmange.

 

[twistedAM]

He's one of those people who always made me think how do you sleep with yourself at night. Judging by that picture the little shit hasn't slept for 69 years.

 

[Serge Forward]

Wasn't there a Viz comic strip about Witchell?

 

[RainbowTown]

He did make a guest appearance in Star Trek though, so he has a bit of credibility, I guess............

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

He’s a scarily cadaverous man.

Tbf you'd look rough too if you'd voluntarily donated all your organs to try and keep Prince Phillip alive another week.

 

[ska invita]

Followed by him grovelling that Charlie was correct. A man with the backbone of a blancmange.

Oh my god amazing

 

[Elpenor]

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He did make a guest appearance in Star Trek though, so he has a bit of credibility, I guess............

I was thinking American Gothic

 

[bellaozzydog]

I hope so the haunted Richmond sausage

 

[bcuster]

you guys are really funny. this thread made by day. well done...

 

[elbows]

Over 34 years since he 'sat on a lesbian'. I salute those protesters from back in the day.