How can one possibly leave you out, Sir, when you are one of the best examples of this... jolly affair...
Well: "Multiple exclamation marks," he went on, shaking his head, "are a sure sign of a diseased mind"
"Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature!"
Let me continue to quote
George Bernard Shaw, in fact, several times, as answers to some of you...
To the parrots amongst you: "A man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage."
and "All great truths begin as blasphemies."
As far as "morality" of some of you goes: "An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable."
On science: "Science never solves a problem without creating ten more."
As for me
"I'm an atheist and I thank God for it"
Some alleged English language "masters": "The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it. They spell it so abominably that no man can teach himself what it sounds like."
One more, for good measure...
Oscar Wilde
"In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane."
On hiding behind a screen: "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
Sadly, I can't bring myself to... "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
Quite so: "Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong."
And a cherry on top: "Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."