Invent modern-day Seinfeld plots

[danny la rouge]

Viewers of Seinfeld or just viewers?

Viewers. Habitual viewers of Seinfeld obviously liked it, or they wouldn't have been habitual viewers.

 

[butchersapron]

Viewers. Habitual viewers of Seinfeld obviously liked it, or they wouldn't have been habitual viewers.

You make it sound very seedy.

 

[danny la rouge]

You make it sound very seedy.

Hey, I'm not judging. OK, well, I am. But everyone has their vices.

 

[zoooo]

Aaaanyway. I found Seinfeld hilarious, and still do now.
Could have done without Kramer though. Most people seem to like him best, but I always found his scenes pretty boring.

 

[TruXta]

Aaaanyway. I found Seinfeld hilarious, and still do now.
Could have done without Kramer though. Most people seem to like him best, but I always found his scenes pretty boring.

Great to start with, got more and more tedious as time passed.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I pitched an idea for a remake of Seinfeld. It's basically the same, only there are jokes and a cast that can act.

 

[zoooo]

Yes, all the people that like Seinfeld are either wrong or pretending. Really it was rubbish. *MASSIVE EYE ROLL*

 

[SpookyFrank]

Yes, all the people that like Seinfeld are either wrong or pretending. Really it was rubbish. *MASSIVE EYE ROLL*

That's not what I said. If people want to like something that's shit and unfunny who am I to tell them differently?

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

I pitched an idea for a remake of Seinfeld. It's basically the same, only there are jokes and a cast that can act.

Gosh with humour ability like that how come you're not writing sitcoms in Hollywood RIGHT NOW?

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

I've never seen this man in my life.

His best one was 'When Insects Attack!'

 

[youngian]

The chief writer decides that although he can't act he could still deliver a better sit-com performance than Jerry Seinfeld.

George marries Larry David's wife and loses all his money in the Madoff affair.

Jerry is stunned to discover a man named McIntyre is making a good living from lame observational humour even blander than his. He does however bump into Super Dave Osborne who does tell funny jokes even when they are as vile as this one-

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

It wasn't funny. It was whiny, indulgent, insular, bollocks by and for a parochial metropolitan elite. Which might have been OK had it been funny, but it failed to make the universal from the particular, and instead said nothing at all to the majority of viewers.

What a coincidence: somebody was mentioning this yesterday:

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Yes, the majority of people with a TV in the UK avoided the programme. True fact.

Instead, they watched The Wire.

 

[danny la rouge]

Instead, they watched The Wire.

No, they didn't watch that, either.

 

[danny la rouge]

Yes, all the people that like Seinfeld are either wrong or pretending. Really it was rubbish. *MASSIVE EYE ROLL*

Why do people always do this when they hear opinions that differ from theirs? Nobody is saying the people who like it are pretending.

Just weird.

 

[zoooo]

They watched the X Factor. Numbers really are indicative of quality.

 

[zoooo]

Why do people always do this when they hear opinions that differ from theirs? Nobody is saying the people who like it are pretending.

Just weird.

Wow you really turned that one around. You're on fire!

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

No, they didn't watch that, either.

Oh thank god.

Friends?

 

[danny la rouge]

They watched the X Factor. Numbers really are indicative of quality.

I never, ever said the numbers were an indication of quality. I said they were an indication of who thought it connected with them; of the numbers to whom it spoke. ie, relatively few.

 

[danny la rouge]

Oh thank god.

Friends?

Many people watched Friends. What is your point, caller?

 

[zoooo]

You're just bitter because you don't know Greg Evigan. Look at his eyes, mocking you.

 

[danny la rouge]

You're just bitter because you don't know Greg Evigan. Look at his eyes, mocking you.

He looks like someone off Neighbours. Was he on Neighbours?

 

[zoooo]

No, but I did think that too when I posted it.

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

Many people watched Friends. What is your point, caller?

Friends was actually brilliant as well though - every episode was like finely tuned clockwork

 

[danny la rouge]

Friends was actually brilliant as well though - every episode was like finely tuned clockwork

Friends was at least funny. Which is something I require of a comedy. It was also an insular, metropolitan elite version of the world etc. But funny.

 

[Ax^]

the whole cast in one room

a boom goes off killing every one

scene ends

 

[Miss Caphat]

I was never a huuuuuge fan of Seinfeld, though I do agree it's very funny. However, Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO series) is the funniest show ever.

 

[danny la rouge]

I was never a huuuuuge fan of Seinfeld, though I do agree it's very funny. However, Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO series) is the funniest show ever.

You'll be unsurprised to learn that I am left cold by that, too.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Many people watched Friends. What is your point, caller?

My point is that if Friends was popular but Seinfeld wasn't, then Britain truly is broken.

 

[Miss Caphat]

You'll be unsurprised to learn that I am left cold by that, too.

from stumbling across several of your posts recently and detecting a pattern, I would be surprised to hear you say you liked anything