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I'm in DC !

here i am in front of comet ping-pong pizza, where nancy pelosi and hilary clinton were running a child sex traffic ring.


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a great american tried to put a stop to that. in the meantime, he's been put a permanent stop to.


as my bud pointed out after we went in, there's a concrete floor front to back and there is literally no basement out of which to run a child sex traffic ring..
Fun fact: some of the post-punk band Priests work (or used to work, been a while now) at Comet Ping Pong, apparently it's also a DIY venue. Must be an insane experience to have your fairly unremarkable restaurant job suddenly become the centre of a huge wild conspiracy theory.
Was trying to think why I couldn't find the Priests song about it but turns out that's because it's actually by their sideproject Gauche:
 
here i am in front of comet ping-pong pizza, where nancy pelosi and hilary clinton were running a child sex traffic ring.


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a great american tried to put a stop to that. in the meantime, he's been put a permanent stop to.


as my bud pointed out after we went in, there's a concrete floor front to back and there is literally no basement out of which to run a child sex traffic ring..
You mean Clinton concreted over the floor to hide the evidence?
 
can you imagine th chaos if someone did not show trump whilst wearing a opossum suit..

they been coming after farmers as part of the conspiracy
 
Looking forward to the news story about how you accidentally get sworn in as President of The United States.
Reckon he's going to get appointed as Ambassador to the UK. :thumbs:

Remember petee, Ambassadors are legally obliged under international treaties to provide endless Ferrero Rochers to the people of the host nation. You might want to set up a commercial contract to fulfill your new requirement.
 
Punter of mine on Friday:

"Bahnboy, I have to meet some investors near Lisbon on Sunday for a shooting party, cannot leave until 4pm, but need to be in DC by 10am Monday for Trump's inauguration, can it de done?"

"Louis, about time someone who can shoot straight got close to him."

*Uncomfortable silence.
 
i was, after all, kidnapped by h. clinton and n. pelosi and taken to an undisclosed location, where we discussed recent developments.

after they released me i took DC's famously brutalist subway back to my bud's place.

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the weather is atrocious, sleeting and snowing so we ducked into a bar and watched a quarter of football on a choice of screens.

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no untoward events have ever occurred in this eatery.
i've seen a total of two maga hats. tomorrow the weather will be clear and i'll go downtown to the vortex of evil.
 
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