If you were a minor celeb what reality show would you go on?

[D'wards]

To boost your flagging career and put a few quid in the bank, and why?

I'd go for the jungle i think. Would be lovely to be out in the Bush doing tasks in a big group

 

[maomao]

Dancing on Ice because I used to work for them and the whole production seemed to be one massive drunken orgy. And that's compared to the two in the list that I've done work for too.

 

[D'wards]

Dancing on Ice because I used to work for them and the whole production seemed to be one massive drunken orgy. And that's compared to the two in the list that I've done work for too.

Ahh yes I should have added that. Can you add poll options?

 

[platinumsage]

Definitely a cooking one because I'm crap at cooking so I'd give people a laugh and get to go home early.

 

[Mumbles274]

The as yet uncommisioned Celebrity Space Station

 

[hegley]

Strictly - too much hard work.
Big Brother - I have forever been traumatised by the George Galloway cat/cream thing
Masterchef - think that would make me too anxious.
Jungle - eating bugs too boak-inducing.
Bear Grylls - possibly, although I'm not drinking anyone's wee.
Bake Off - I do love a nice cake ... so most likely choice.

 

[Orang Utan]

One of the quizzes - Pointless or Mastermind

 

[platinumsage]

The as yet uncommisioned Celebrity Space Station

Trapped in orbit in a tin can with Danny Dyer and Amber Rudd

 

[hegley]

One of the quizzes - Pointless or Mastermind

Oh, good call. I have an embarrassing crush on Alexander Armstrong despite the fact he's a rabid tory I think?

 

[D'wards]

Oh, good call. I have an embarrassing crush on Alexander Armstrong despite the fact he's a rabid tory I think?

And shortens his name to Xander

 

[Mumbles274]

Trapped in orbit in a tin can with Danny Dyer and Amber Rudd

But in orbit!

 

[xenon]

None of that shit.

 

[Looby]

I’d definitely do bake off. I’d also quite like to do House of Games although if the other contestants are shit you’re stuck with them for a week.
Neither are going to rescue a flagging career.

 

[danny la rouge]

Celebrity Gogglebox.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I'm a shit dancer, I can't bake, Bear thingy sounds too hard, CBB too desperate, Celeb mastermind I'd actually have to learn something so as you need no skills apart from eating bugs, plus Sulu has been on it, Celeb get me out of here.

And it'd be IN IT TO WIN IT!!!!!!

 

[dessiato]

None of the above. I'd do Top Gear though. That would be great fun.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

None - I like my privacy too much so wouldn't be a celebrity in the first place. I can well understand how they get annoyed at being stalked by paps - living in a goldfish bowl is just not worth the trade off of loss of privacy.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Strictly without a doubt! I'd love to learn to dance, I'd get fit, get to wear gorgeous frocks. Just as long as they don't put me with Anton Du Beke.

 

[chilango]

Celebrity Hunted obvs.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Strictly without a doubt! I'd love to learn to dance, I'd get fit, get to wear gorgeous frocks. Just as long as they don't put me with Anton Du Beke.

How about if you got paired with Ann Widdecombe?

 

[Mrs Miggins]

How about if you got paired with Ann Widdecombe?

That's not going to happen. I'm safe. Nobody is safe from Anton.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I'd go on that one that makes it OK to brain your partner with a lamp.

 

[spanglechick]

For years my answer would’ve been Strictly, but I’m no longer physically up to it, so Bake-off seems next best. It’s quickly over too.

 

[scifisam]

I’d definitely do bake off. I’d also quite like to do House of Games although if the other contestants are shit you’re stuck with them for a week.
Neither are going to rescue a flagging career.

I don't think they actually take a whole week to film those episodes, so it'd be fine.

 

[wtfftw]

Celebrity come dine with me.

 

[wtfftw]

Actually. Celebs in Solitary. I reckon I could sit in a box for a week.

 

[WouldBe]

Trapped in orbit in a tin can with Danny Dyer and Amber Rudd

If things got really bad you could always step outside for some 'air'.

 

[JimW]

Love Island though I'll need to work on my tan. And my face and body.

 

[WouldBe]

I'd probably go for the Bear option.

 

[clicker]

Celebrity SAS , purely to try abseiling and the swim under ice. I'd not like the running for miles carrying a log, so would need to be kicked off before that episode.