I want to kill the Weepah Weepah bird

[madzone]

The Dawn Chorus is one thing but for about six weeks there's been this really loud bird that's taken to sitting on the phone line outside my bedroom window going 'WEEPAH! WEEPAH! WEEPAH! WEEPAH!.........' from about 5am. I hate it. I want to kill it. I want the cats to kill it. I want the hand of God to reach down and slap the noisy little fucker off the wire

I can't kill it can I?

 

[Biddlybee]

No.

 

[DotCommunist]

Why do you have a gun license if you can't kill annoying things?

surely thats the whole point of guns.

 

[madzone]

Why do you have a gun license if you can't kill annoying things?

surely thats the whole point of guns.

Given me free reign to kill all the things that annoy me wouldn't be a good plan. We'd be mourning half of urban.

 

[Biddlybee]

You couldn't reach us from there

 

[Tank Girl]

I think we've got one of them, I call it the squeaky bed bird and I hate it

 

[pengaleng]

I've fucking got one too

 

[madzone]

I think we've got one of them, I call it the squeaky bed bird and I hate it

I've become a bit obsessive about it and will shoot out of the house when I hear it in the day, trying to identified which small squeaky thing it's coming from. Yesterday the only thing nearby was a blue tit. I don't think blue tits make that kind of noise though, do they?

 

[Tank Girl]

I've no idea

 

[two sheds]

Well if it was going Teacher Teacher instead of Weeper Weeper it could be the great tit's breeding call.

 

[pengaleng]

I'm putting poison out.

 

[Rollem]

Well if it was going Teacher Teacher instead of Weeper Weeper it could be the great tit's breeding call.

ha! woken up by horny tits

 

[madzone]

ha! woken up by horny tits

That's so me

 

[feyr]

we too have a weepah weepah bird. he covers the period between the cockeral helpfully annoucing its morning ( at 3am in the morning ), and the end of nightime restrictions on flights to Gatwick

 

[weepiper]

I feel your pain. I have one of those too. I can sleep through it no bother but the kids don't I think mine's a sparrow btw

 

[geminisnake]

Have you people not heard of earplugs?? They block out my dawn chorus, which is getting earlier and louder every day.
I think the weepah bird is a male chaffie madz.

It is illegal to deliberately hurt wild birds

 

[madzone]

Have you people not heard of earplugs?? They block out my dawn chorus, which is getting earlier and louder every day.
I think the weepah bird is a male chaffie madz.

It is illegal to deliberately hurt wild birds

I wore earplugs the other night and slept through something trying to dig its way into the duck house

 

[_pH_]

was it a duck back from his nightly foraging?

 

[madzone]

Dunno what it was - it was big though

 

[_pH_]

sabre toothed tiger?

 

[sheothebudworths]

Elephant?

 

[madzone]

Whatever it was it had big claws. We wondered if it was a badger but I've never seen a badger here in 7 years and there aren't any setts nearby

I wore earplugs last night and didn't hear the weepah bird. I did however hear my wheezing, cracking, popping lungs all night though

 

[Kanda]

Aww, is it a Blackbird? I love the noise they make, reminds me of living in the country.. noisy fuckers though

 

[Yelkcub]

We've got one of these in my North London surburb. He's dead on 5am every morning, which is ok because me alarm goes off at 5.15am.

He doesn't seem to do weekends though

My weepah and I are in synch*!

(Not N'Synch. Who'd buy records by me and the weepah?)

 

[madzone]

Aww, is it a Blackbird? I love the noise they make, reminds me of living in the country.. noisy fuckers though

No, sheddy was right, it's a Great Tit. I saw the little fucker this morning when I was trying to catch the racket it makes on video.

 

[donkey]

No, sheddy was right, it's a Great Tit. I saw the little fucker this morning when I was trying to catch the racket it makes on video.

true is !!
sheddy is totally right !!
i hate them and my bird box has them in
dont worry though they will fuck off in september to north africa leaving us in peace !!

 

[madzone]

true is !!
sheddy is totally right !!
i hate them and my bird box has them in
dont worry though they will fuck off in september to north africa leaving us in peace !!

September??!!

 

[_pH_]

I heard the weepah weepah bird while staying at madz's! he lives! even though he woke me up at stupid o'clock, he did make me lol

 

[Hocus Eye.]

I wish I could wake up to a great tit in the morning.

 

[kittyP]

Thanks Madzone!

All the boy has talked about since this thread is the Weepah Weepah bird.

He is obsessed!