gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
one you made up cos it's not on the Internets.
I finally remembered to take the diversion.Part of my route is being resurfaced so the road is closed. There's an alternate route that takes me round it, but every day, without fail, I ride on autopilot right up to to the "road closed" sign and then have to walk it round on the pavement
tell me son, you ever seen a grown man naked?You don't have the clearance Clarence?
Roger, Roger.
What's our vector, Victor?
Etc...
Yeah they kind of rev too, to me. I hate them. I got beeped again today when I wasn't really doing anything wrong (someone wanted to overtake coming onto a roundabout, I was going straight ahead while they wanted to go left.) Second beeping this week, people need to f*** the f*** off.Plagued by idiot car drivers who are too scared to overtake today. So instead they sat just behind me clearly wanting past and making me feel like I should be going faster (than top gear ) or riding closer to the parked car doors (er, no) instead of just putting the foot to the floor and overtaking. There was ample space to do it if they just knew how to fucking accelerate. It's more dangerous than actually overtaking sometimes.
Changing of the seasons, etc. Both my children have custard noses. My tip (for adults) is to have a Berocca style soluable vitamin tablet every day. Lidl ownbrand (or anyone else really) are about a quid or just over for about 20.
This sort of thing (I can't find the Lidl one, but they do a nice Tangerine flavour)- http://groceries.asda.com/asda-webs...tle&referrer=cookiesDetecting#product/5881379
That ASDA one is a bit more expensive but it is 1250% of your RDA for Vit C.
I rarely have colds or anything like that these days.
Another tee shirt and shorts day.
But after Friday's tumble, my left wrist is now one big bruise.
I've built up the left twist grip with three layers of inner tube and rotated the brake lever so I'm reasonably comfortable, but I have to let go when a big bump is coming up.
I'll be maxing out on the Voltarol over the next few days - Thursday looks like being positively Indian summery and I haven't cycled more than 5 miles in 3 weeks now....
But I've suddenly started feeling a bit lurgified again.