How was your cycle commute?

[pissflaps]

'cager'?

good lord...

 

[Orang Utan]

My voice is quite loud enough for that.

I had some idiot cager cut me up the other day and I must have been 18 inches from their lughole - I thought afterwards I could do some real damage that way.

rule one of the road (and in life, generally) - don't be a dick

 

[gentlegreen]

'cager'?

good lord...

Never seemed appropriate when I had a 750cc engine attached to my bike.

 

[Orang Utan]

'cager'?

good lord...

what's a cager?

 

[gentlegreen]

rule one of the road (and in life, generally) - don't be a dick

My thoughts exactly.

 

[gentlegreen]

what's a cager?

A popular beat combo m'lud.

 

[Orang Utan]

My thoughts exactly.

well follow your own rules then, mr dick

 

[gentlegreen]

well follow your own rules then, mr dick

No need to take it out on me.
Get yourself a camera.

I probably wouldn't be a pedestrian in London without one.

 

[Ted Striker]

Are you sure 2's enough GG?! Awesome!

 

[Orang Utan]

No need to take it out on me.
Get yourself a camera.

I probably wouldn't be a pedestrian in London without one.

what are you on about?
I have a camera by the way. I was taking it out when I was nearly run over by Mr Highway Maintenance man.
If I had reacted to that fella in the way you do to other road users who do not observe your bizarre code, I may very well have been killed.

 

[gentlegreen]

Are you sure 2's enough GG?! Awesome!

What I really want is La Cucaracha




But it doesn't actually work as a straight horn and the compressor can't power all the horns at once...

 

[gentlegreen]

what are you on about?
I have a camera by the way. I was taking it out when I was nearly run over by Mr Highway Maintenance man.
If I had reacted to that fella in the way you do to other road users who do not observe your bizarre code, I may very well have been killed.

If you watched my videos you would see that my responses to situations vary.
Would you care to point to an appropriate video of mine ?

 

[Orang Utan]

If you watched my videos you would see that my responses to situations vary.
Would you care to point to an appropriate video of mine ?

i don't want to watch any thanks. you descriptions of your behaviour on here suffice.

 

[gentlegreen]

i don't want to watch any thanks. you descriptions of your behaviour on here suffice.

LOL

 

[Onket]

just called them.
arseholes.
they don't make it easy.
i shall have to go in to a copshop

FFS.

 

[Orang Utan]

LOL

go on then, where's your channel?

 

[Onket]

i don't want to watch any thanks. you descriptions of your behaviour on here suffice.

I wouldn't bother, mate. He appears to despise anyone who isn't actually him.

 

[gentlegreen]

I wouldn't bother, mate. He appears to despise anyone who isn't actually him.

Oh dear.. one more urbanite to put on ignore.

 

[gentlegreen]

go on then, where's your channel?

It isn't rocket science to find.

 

[Orang Utan]

It isn't rocket science to find.

but it is a courtesy to provide the URL if requested

 

[Orang Utan]

Oh dear.. one more urbanite to put on ignore.

 

[gentlegreen]

I'll put up with most things ... I haven't ignored you yet.

 

[gentlegreen]

but it is a courtesy to provide the URL if requested

Just search YouTube for "frenchay idiots"

 

[Orang Utan]

this is hilarious:

and this does you no favours at all:

 

[gentlegreen]

Sorry, you've lost me with the first one.
The second one has been discussed here and elsewhere ad nauseum.

 

[Orang Utan]

the first one is pointless - why bother filming it and why bother publishing it?
the second one demonstrates your craziness when it comes to lighting. people are either too bright or not bright enough, according to some crazy standards that no one but you are party to.
it also demonstrates your adversarial and aggravating approach to other road users, one which i think you should reconsdier as it certainly isn't a constructive one.
the only thing those videos do is make YOU feel better about being such an excellent, perfect rider. which is perpetuating a fantasy and a delusion, clearly

 

[gentlegreen]

the only thing those videos do is make YOU feel better about being such an excellent, perfect rider. which is perpetuating a fantasy and a delusion, clearly

bye

 

[Orang Utan]

won't listen to reason.
a very dangerous man.
shame!

 

[ddraig]

and a cager is someone caged up in their car OU! godnamit pay attention

 

[Onket]

won't listen to reason.
a very dangerous man.
shame!

He won't listen to anyone. It's all been done before. Only recently seems to have found the ignore button though.