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Hipster overload: Cereal Killer Cafe opens

The bbc etc should do that 'actor's voice' thing they used to do for Gerry Adams, if they're interviewing the immigrant terrorist hipster cereal pushers
I often wonder what that bloke did after the Good Friday Agreement and now its ok cos gerry adams trampolines naked with his dog (not making that up)

what a p45 to get eh
 
I've just had a look at their website and was shocked to see they don't sell my favourite cereal - Grape Nuts.

Nor do they list single cream as an option which imo is an essential addition to any bowl of cereal. And if they don't have caster sugar then it's a full house of fail.

Sod the politics, they deserve having their windows broken for this alone. Fuck them and the ironic bicycles they rode in on :mad::mad:

TBF though, your favourite cereal sounds like a euphemism for haemorrhoids. :p
 
Class War still the undisputed champions of publicity.
The undisputed champions of cuntishness more like. What a bunch of fucking tossers. I hope the police do you.

You've got to be short of a few screws to sign up to something calling itself "class war" anyway.
 
I also can't believe the novelty hasn't worn off and people are still going there for overpriced import cereal.

Did anyone hear the beef between one of the owners and a Class War member on LBC this morning? It wasn't the showdown I might have hoped for but there's a short clip in the link below.

Cereal Café Owner Goes Head To Head With Protester

To be fair the caller on that came over as a bit of an idiot.
 
I seem to remember that BITD the packaging of Grape Nuts recounted a tale of how they were originally created by soldiers at (this is solely a recollection from my childhood memories) Battle Creek, Michigan (iirc?) or some such. So probably a tool of oppression developed by the Yankee imperialist oppressors :(

Fuck knows. I love them :)

ETA: invented in 1897 by CW Post apparently (Google him :))
 
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If the symbol of everything wrong in Britain is two bearded twats selling over priced cereal to hipster cunts the works would be doing ace. There's about four hundred thousand more worthy targets. Class war come off like a complete bunch of cunts
 
If the symbol of everything wrong in Britain is two bearded twats selling over priced cereal to hipster cunts the works would be doing ace. There's about four hundred thousand more worthy targets. Class war come off like a complete bunch of cunts
get on it then, you identify them and hit them.
 
The undisputed champions of cuntishness more like. What a bunch of fucking tossers. I hope the police do you.

You've got to be short of a few screws to sign up to something calling itself "class war" anyway.
its worse when you are so inurred to a psuedo normalcy that you cannot recognize your own unasked and unpaid role in maintaining an orthodoxy at all costs in the face of a changing reality. The sort of knicker sniffing dudley do-right who cloaks his own prejudices and blowharderry in the language of the ruling top down consensus reality constructed to keep the rich rich while you lick the sweat from their balls. Know anyone who fits that description bungle?
 
If the symbol of everything wrong in Britain is two bearded twats selling over priced cereal to hipster cunts the works would be doing ace. There's about four hundred thousand more worthy targets. Class war come off like a complete bunch of cunts
yeh yeh heard it all before, you don't even have the gumption to manufacture your own opinion preferring to get yours off the shelf.
 
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