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Hipster overload: Cereal Killer Cafe opens

How much should a bowl of cereal cost in a cafe?

After staff wages, exorbitant London rents and business rates, Utilities, set up costs including furnishings, wastage from so many varieties (120) being held in stock (including expensive specialist imports), advertising and marketing...

Probably exactly what they are charging.

How much should a frothy coffee cost? Or a pizza? If you really want to talk overpriced.
 
After staff wages, exorbitant London rents and business rates, Utilities, set up costs including furnishings, wastage from so many varieties (120) being held in stock (including expensive specialist imports), advertising and marketing...

Probably exactly what they are charging.

How much should a frothy coffee cost? Or a pizza? If you really want to talk overpriced.
Can you buy cereal at your standard greasy spoon? I've never thought to look :D
 
Can you buy cereal at your standard greasy spoon? I've never thought to look :D

In some you can. It would probably cost you about a quid less as they won't have to worry about wastage the same and will be offsetting the costs against the larger footfall of people ordering full breakies.
 
By not having a completely peaceful protest, intimidating the staff and customers (including children) and damaging property they have lost the moral high ground and any sympathy they might have won.

They are trying to drive us out!
If that the way you act is it any wonder, some will now think.

:facepalm:
 
If less-than-peaceful protest is OK, do its defenders at least have grounds to justify it? (Beyond the hipness of face fuzz, if possible.)
 
I've just had a look at their website and was shocked to see they don't sell my favourite cereal - Grape Nuts.

Nor do they list single cream as an option which imo is an essential addition to any bowl of cereal. And if they don't have caster sugar then it's a full house of fail.

Sod the politics, they deserve having their windows broken for this alone. Fuck them and the ironic bicycles they rode in on :mad::mad:
 
This place is still open?!!! The novalty hasn't worn off yet? I am shocked that this place is still operating TBH...
 
Has that interviewer gone to other businesses and asked them what they think about the fact poor people can't afford their products say like the local Volkswagen dealership?

I don't think there is a VW dealer in shoreditch?

And lets be honest, no self respecting hipster would drive a VW. They'd want a 1970 morris minor traveller, with the brakes and lights removed, and the gearbox changed to single speed.
 
I also can't believe the novelty hasn't worn off and people are still going there for overpriced import cereal.

Did anyone hear the beef between one of the owners and a Class War member on LBC this morning? It wasn't the showdown I might have hoped for but there's a short clip in the link below.

Cereal Café Owner Goes Head To Head With Protester
Nick Ferrari's a tosser, who knew :D

That cafe owner's pretty pathetic, and more or less whinged away any feelings of sympathy I had for them.
 
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