Hipster overload: Cereal Killer Cafe opens

[stuff_it]

Own dating site now...

http://bristlr.com/

 

[Orang Utan]

Own dating site now...

http://bristlr.com/

That's a dating site for people with beards and their fans, not cereal eaters

 

[Fozzie Bear]

There is a hipster removal company though - I saw their van recently:
http://www.beardedbrosremovals.co.uk/

 

[marty21]

There is a hipster removal company though - I saw their van recently:
http://www.beardedbrosremovals.co.uk/

do they remove hipsters?

((((hipsters)))))

 

[Fozzie Bear]

do they remove hipsters?

((((hipsters)))))

To be honest they seemed to be moving some hipsters IN, to a large house on Manor Road in Stoke Newington.

 

[tommers]

There is a hipster removal company though - I saw their van recently:
http://www.beardedbrosremovals.co.uk/

They look alright. I'd use them.

 

[stuff_it]

TBH every time I see a beardy hipster now I imagine their beard dancing off like Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo in South Park...

 

[Orang Utan]

TBH every time I see a beardy hipster now I imagine their beard dancing off like Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo in South Park...

Having a beard does not make one a hipster. And this thread is about cereal anyway.

 

[kabbes]

Having a beard does not make one a hipster. And this thread is about cereal anyway.

Being incredibly pleased and even defined by your beard might indicate that you are a hipster though.

Bearded Bros Removals certainly sounds like it fits into that category.

 

[Pickman's model]

Having a beard does not make one a hipster. And this thread is about cereal anyway.

yeh. but having a beard is certainly suggestive of hipsterism.

 

[Pickman's model]

There is a hipster removal company though - I saw their van recently:
http://www.beardedbrosremovals.co.uk/

it is a start.

 

[stethoscope]

Cereal Killer targeted tonight by the Fuck Parade apparently

 

[IC3D]

Own up

 

[Dr. Furface]

yeh. but having a beard is certainly suggestive of hipsterism.

Or laziness

 

[Gromit]

Cereal Killer targeted tonight by the Fuck Parade apparently

Surely that would have been:

Reclaim the Shredded Wheats


Fuck it i think its time i opened my hipster Beans on Toast restaurant:
Choose your beans: £4
Choose your toast: Free
Choose to have grated cheese on top (additional £1) or not (additional £1.50)

Only my beard ain't hipster enough so I'll need a falsie.

 

[Athos]

Surely that would have been:

Reclaim the Shredded Wheats


Fuck it i think its time i opened my hipster Beans on Toast restaurant:
Choose your beans: £4
Choose your toast: Free
Choose to have grated cheese on top (additional £1) or not (additional £1.50)

Only my beard ain't hipster enough so I'll need a falsie.

Surely you choose your cheese before the beans?

 

[Bakunin]

do they remove hipsters?

((((hipsters)))))

 

[Fozzie Bear]

The Shoreditch Cereal Café Was Attacked By Anti-Gentrification Protesters

Buzzfeed story

 

[Gromit]

The phrase 'Let them eat cake' was in fact 'Let them eat brioche' and has been mistranslated to english speakers. Back in the day brioche was cheaper than bread.
How ironic that the protestors have taken a reverse snobbery stance on Brioche now.

By not having a completely peaceful protest, intimidating the staff and customers (including children) and damaging property they have lost the moral high ground and any sympathy they might have won.

They are trying to drive us out!
If that the way you act is it any wonder, some will now think.

 

[Pickman's model]

The phrase 'Let them eat cake' was in fact 'Let them eat brioche' and has been mistranslated to english speakers. Back in the day brioche was cheaper than bread.
How ironic that the protestors have taken a reverse snobbery stance on Brioche now.

By not having a completely peaceful protest, intimidating the staff and customers (including children) and damaging property they have lost the moral high ground and any sympathy they might have won.

They are trying to drive us out!
If that the way you act is it any wonder, some will now think.

that's bollocks which inter alia is not internally consistent

 

[DotCommunist]

there were no children there. Total fabrication.

 

[Citizen66]

The phrase 'Let them eat cake' was in fact 'Let them eat brioche' and has been mistranslated to english speakers. Back in the day brioche was cheaper than bread.
How ironic that the protestors have taken a reverse snobbery stance on Brioche now.

By not having a completely peaceful protest, intimidating the staff and customers (including children) and damaging property they have lost the moral high ground and any sympathy they might have won.

They are trying to drive us out!
If that the way you act is it any wonder, some will now think.

Given peaceful protests achieve fuck all, what would you suggest?

 

[Fingers]

I was talking to my mate last night about his recent trip to San Francisco. He nearly starved due to the fact that he could not buy anything without the fucking word artisan in front of it. Artisan water for $7 a bottle ffs.

 

[Gromit]

Given peaceful protests achieve fuck all, what would you suggest?

Tell that to Gandhi.

 

[Santino]

Tell that to Gandhi.

Can't, someone shot him.

 

[8den]

 

[Citizen66]

Tell that to Gandhi.

Procure me a ouija board and I will.

 

[Pickman's model]

Tell that to Gandhi.

this wouls be the gandhi who energetically recruited for the british army i suppose

 

[Pickman's model]

Procure me a ouija board and I will.

change your tagline to 'necromancer'

 

[Citizen66]

change your tagline to 'necromancer'

Now that you can't bump old threads anymore.