Here's Paris Hilton bragging about her awesome DJ skills

[Edie]

And then you'd be able to enjoy the burning resentment of the mates you didn't sort out, or the friends and family who thought they deserved more.

My family aren’t like that, but each to their own in this very theoretical debate

 

[editor]

My family aren’t like that, but each to their own in this very theoretical debate

You might be surprised how money can change even the closest of families and friends.

'My greedy family ruined my life' Lotto winner who won £148m jackpot reveals cost of win

 

[twentythreedom]

Best way to deal with it would be to tell your friends / family you'd won say £100k so no one gets too jealous or expectant, and obviously opt for no publicity. I can't understand why anyone winning millions would out themselves in the press. Asking for trouble

I must be about due for my jackpot win by now, can't wait

 

[nogojones]

Best way to deal with it would be to tell your friends / family you'd won say £100k so no one gets too jealous or expectant, and obviously opt for no publicity. I can't understand why anyone winning millions would out themselves in the press. Asking for trouble

I must be about due for my jackpot win by now, can't wait

If you ever say you've won a tenner on a scratchcard we'll all know that really you've struck it rich. All set for the sob story PM's?

 

[twentythreedom]

If you ever say you've won a tenner on a scratchcard we'll all know that really you've struck it rich. All set for the sob story PM's?

I've already told you I'm not "lending" you the money for your penis extension

 

[editor]

Best way to deal with it would be to tell your friends / family you'd won say £100k so no one gets too jealous or expectant, and obviously opt for no publicity.

But then you spend the rest of your life lying to your friends and family.

 

[ska invita]

Ive been looking to find a full set of hers online - there doesnt seem to be one strange considering how many dates she plays / residency in vegas etc

of the longest videos out there there is this edited highlights reel from one set, with no actual mixes in it


i conclude she is utter utter utter utter shit quite possibly the worst set ive ever heard
i was expecting weak but its nowhere near as good as weak....its genuinely appalling. fuck me its bad

 

[twentythreedom]

But then you spend the rest of your life lying to your friends and family.

Meh. It's for their own good tbf

 

[Treacle Toes]

Ive been looking to find a full set of hers online - there doesnt seem to be one strange considering how many dates she plays / residency in vegas etc

of the longest videos out there there is this edited highlights reel from one set, with no actual mixes in it


i conclude she is utter utter utter utter shit quite possibly the worst set ive ever heard
i was expecting weak but its nowhere near as good as weak....its genuinely appalling. fuck me its bad

Yeah but what about all of the beautiful people in the room, most of which were bored shitless by that utter drivel?

 

[ska invita]

Yeah but what about all of the beautiful people in the room, most of which were bored shitless by that utter drivel?

i feel sorry for them.....suffering millionaires...and the thread finally comes together!!

 

[Treacle Toes]

i feel sorry for them.....suffering millionaires...and the thread finally comes together!!

Those poor rich kids of instagram. #prayforthem

 

[ska invita]

i was really prepared to give her a fair crack...the likes of steve aoki may play music thats the equivalent of battery hens being strangled at dawn but at least they do it competently...surely she just flops every dancefloor she goes near?

 

[nogojones]

I've already told you I'm not "lending" you the money for your penis extension

Who said lend? I'd like it to stay longer if you don't mind

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

i was really prepared to give her a fair crack...the likes of steve aoki may play music thats the equivalent of battery hens being strangled at dawn but at least they do it competently...surely she just flops every dancefloor she goes near?

The sort of people that go to the nights she'll be DJing at aren't there to listen to expertly crafted mixes. They are there to be seen to be there.

 

[ska invita]

The sort of people that go to the nights she'll be DJing at aren't there to listen to expertly crafted mixes. They are there to be seen to be there.

Sure thing but you can't even dance to her half arsed selection... Even if you can't mix you need to put some ok tunes on. Even the paid clown dancer was struggling to show enthusiasm

 

[sim667]

It really isn't that different.....a lot of djs are producers too. In fact producing is the way in to the big league circuit

This...... If I'm going to see a DJ and producer, I want to seem them play their own Dubs, VIP's of their own tracks, and dubs and VIP's people associated to them have given them, plus a few big tunes at the time.

 

[sim667]

Ive been looking to find a full set of hers online - there doesnt seem to be one strange considering how many dates she plays / residency in vegas etc

of the longest videos out there there is this edited highlights reel from one set, with no actual mixes in it


i conclude she is utter utter utter utter shit quite possibly the worst set ive ever heard
i was expecting weak but its nowhere near as good as weak....its genuinely appalling. fuck me its bad

TBF she's playing on traktor there, it wouldn't surprise me if she mixed through that pretty seamlessly, its not exactly hard to mix on traktor (I have traktor at home).

 

[skyscraper101]

I bet she's never handled a 12 inch in her life.

fnar etc

 

[D'wards]

I'm deeply suspicious of people who wear sunglasses indoors.