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Video: Bagpipes used to drown out Scots hate preacher - Edinburgh Evening News
I thoroughly approve of this young gentleman.
I thoroughly approve of this young gentleman.
Good use of bagpipes
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farmerbarleymow
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I saw that the other day - good on him.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
prbably a pea, but shall just leave this here...
A fella goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I bet £50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play."
The people in the bar look around and someone fetches an old guitar.
The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus's owner pockets the fifty quid.
Next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks its lips and starts playing a jazz solo the quality of which has not been heard since Roy Castle passed. The guy hands over another fifty notes to the octopus's owner.
The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back, coming back in a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and says to the guy and his octopus, "Now, if your octopus can play that I'll give you a ton."
The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, has another look from another angle. Puzzled, the octopus's owner comes up and says "What are you fooling around for? Hurry up and play the sodding thing!"
The octopus says "Play it? As soon as I can figure out how to get its pajamas off I'm gonna fuck it!"
A fella goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I bet £50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play."
The people in the bar look around and someone fetches an old guitar.
The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus's owner pockets the fifty quid.
Next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks its lips and starts playing a jazz solo the quality of which has not been heard since Roy Castle passed. The guy hands over another fifty notes to the octopus's owner.
The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back, coming back in a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and says to the guy and his octopus, "Now, if your octopus can play that I'll give you a ton."
The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, has another look from another angle. Puzzled, the octopus's owner comes up and says "What are you fooling around for? Hurry up and play the sodding thing!"
The octopus says "Play it? As soon as I can figure out how to get its pajamas off I'm gonna fuck it!"
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