god bless you ma'am jubilee captions

[Pickman's model]

i'll start you off with 'the landlord's face fell when he remembered the queen never carried any money'

 

[Elpenor]

“I don’t need a bottle opener, John, I can use my teeth” says Queen in an unguarded moment of royal humour

 

[magneze]

"Gottle o'Gear"

 

[ElizabethofYork]

"Ooh, is it Brewdog? I've heard so much about them!"

 

[LDC]

"What is it you want this bottle of Rohypnol for again Andy?"

 

[equationgirl]

"Platinum, bitches!!!! IN YOUR FACE"

 

[planetgeli]

"Excuse me Mr Witchell could you please get off our floor and stop licking Ma'am's boots?"

 

[Yossarian]

"Christ, I hope this awful man never had any children," queen says after being served by Stanley Johnson.

 

[magneze]

"I say, this man has just stepped on one of the Corgis"
"Just keep smiling, ma'am"

 

[not a trot]

Does one drink it, or throw it ?.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

"Porter? What happened to the footmen?"

 

[clicker]

"I don't care who she is, keep yer eye on the till Mary."

 

[Nine Bob Note]

"Did one agree to pay alcohol duty as well?"

 

[JimW]

And the first bloke off was shot right there in front of me, blood and guts all down the gangplank, but sarge was shouting go and they was all pushing behind so off we went...

 

[stavros]

It looks unnervingly like this from a few weeks ago:

 

[not-bono-ever]

Commie queen exposed at last - seizing the means of beer production

 

[Dystopiary]

"For fuck's sake Philip," said Elizabeth through gritted teeth, "I told you not to say 'peasant beer' you tactless bellend."

 

[stavros]

"The gloves mean there'll be no fingerprints on the shrapnel."