sleaterkinney
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Arsenal weren't playing Man Utd(or anyone) yesterday and Wayne Rooney wasn't playing either. Nil points for accuracy.
Funniest Chants (or the most offensive chants) you have heard
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Not particularly offensive - or funny - but remarkable for the speed of response.
A pre-season Celtic friendly at Birmingham. A somewhat rotund brummie decided to treat the Celtic fans the sight of him unfurling a 'Red Hand of Ulster' flag. Fatty's arms were scarcely spread before many thousand Celts were questioning 'Who ate all the pies?'
I could not help but notice many of the Brummies laughing and applauding.
A pre-season Celtic friendly at Birmingham. A somewhat rotund brummie decided to treat the Celtic fans the sight of him unfurling a 'Red Hand of Ulster' flag. Fatty's arms were scarcely spread before many thousand Celts were questioning 'Who ate all the pies?'
I could not help but notice many of the Brummies laughing and applauding.
Corax
Luke 5:16
So? It wasn't at a game. It was in Sainsburys.
sleaterkinney
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What?
I have now amended it to 'last week' (and even resisted the temptation to refer to you as an apologist for racism, like so many other posters have in the last few weeks).
Although I was tempted to change it to.... Arsenal fans chanted 'can you taste your brother's SleaterKinney?' instead
Clint Iguana
not an undercover cop
Cardiff City... to the tune of Cant Take My Eyes Off You' by Frankie Valli
"Kevin McNauton,
you are the love of my life,
Kevin McNauton,
I'll let you shag my wife,
I wish i had siver hair too".
"Kevin McNauton,
you are the love of my life,
Kevin McNauton,
I'll let you shag my wife,
I wish i had siver hair too".
sleaterkinney
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It would be accurate. You are a Cock. But you kind of enjoy being one, so each to their own. I reckon you revel in your little bit of notoriety on here on the basis that 'it's better to be abused than ignored' which I reckon is your usual fate IRL.
Corax
Luke 5:16
It's a chain of retailers selling produce and household goods.
Deareg
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I have heard some crackers over the years and some fucking sick ones from United fans, the season after we stopped Liverpool doing the treble United fans sang,
It was on that famous saturday the 21st of May,
we met a bunch of Liverpool fans along the Wembley way,
they told us how they'd win the treble and how they win the cup,
it was on that famous Saturday United fucked them up.
It was on that famous saturday the 21st of May,
we met a bunch of Liverpool fans along the Wembley way,
they told us how they'd win the treble and how they win the cup,
it was on that famous Saturday United fucked them up.
sleaterkinney
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Is someone who corrects you a Cock?, Don't post up a load of shite(not the first time either) - and I won't correct you - simple.
it's not about you 'correcting' me. It's about your pedantry and smart-arsery.
Do you actually have anything to contribute? Ever? No? Well fuck off, then you free state gobshite.
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
I vaguely remember a commentary or report on a match where a somewhat rotund fan was trying to wind up the opposition fans, resulting in a chorus of "I predict a diet"
twistedAM
Left Of The Dial
I'm still saying Posh Spice's arse is the most offensive one, though whenever people hiss at Tottenham that fucking angers me.
One of my favourites from the 80s was City singing to United: "Alex is more British than Gary Bailey". Kind of managed to be nationalist, ant-racist and pro-ANC all at the same time.
One of my favourites from the 80s was City singing to United: "Alex is more British than Gary Bailey". Kind of managed to be nationalist, ant-racist and pro-ANC all at the same time.
sleaterkinney
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Everyone's a smart-arse to you ya big eejit.
sleaterkinney
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Nothing racist about that of course!.
Deareg
Well-Known Member
Go on then Enoch, explain it to me.
Corax
Luke 5:16
weepiper
I fix the machines that fight climate change
Hearts used to sing to Hibs
In your Easter Road slums
in your Easter Road slums
you rake through the rubbish for something to eat
you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
in your Easter Road slums.
Think you'll find that was traditionally sung at Scousers - a parody of their 'In Our Liverpool Homes'
Deareg
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United have a version similar about Liverpool.
sleaterkinney
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You eat dogs in your own country
weepiper
I fix the machines that fight climate change
maybe it was. There's nowt so plagiaristic as a football chant. There's also a load about junkies and HIV seeing as Edinburgh was the AIDS capital of Europe for a while but I can't mind any of them. Fed will be along in a minute
That's right. There is nothing racist about that. Now post up some chants or fuck off, there's a good garsún.
Deareg
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And would it be racist to sing you eat snails or frogs legs in your own country to a French player?
