Funniest Chants (or the most offensive chants) you have heard
- Thread starter LiamO
- Start date
I don't think that qualifies as a football chant Idris. Yellow card for you. One more and you're off sunshine.
Corax
Luke 5:16
For a little while, AFC Wimbledon's LB was Michael "MC" Harvey of So Solid Crew. So Solid were in the press several times over alleged gun offences.
So whenever anyone fouled him, the crowd would start chanting the simple but effective "Harvey's gonna shooot ya! Harvey's gonna shooot ya!"
So whenever anyone fouled him, the crowd would start chanting the simple but effective "Harvey's gonna shooot ya! Harvey's gonna shooot ya!"
Lfc diehard
New Member
O he's fat
O he's ugly
And his hairs glued to his head
O Wayne Rooney I wish you were fucking dead
O he's ugly
And his hairs glued to his head
O Wayne Rooney I wish you were fucking dead
CosmikRoger
Well-Known Member
His eyes were offside
His eyes were offside
Mesut Ozil
His eyes were offside.
Funny and offensive, do I win five pounds?
His eyes were offside
Mesut Ozil
His eyes were offside.
Funny and offensive, do I win five pounds?
el-ahrairah
forward communism, forward gerbils!
it would be a liverpool fan who joins up solely to post a shit chant about rooney on a long dead thread.
Corax
Luke 5:16
Agreed. It's definitely not funny, and not really "offensive" - but it's certainly stepping over the line of being unnecessarily unpleasant.
And I say that as someone who thinks Rooney should have been dropped from the national team about 4 years ago.
Funny yes, but offensive? I'm not so sure of that (in a football chant 'banter' context). The guy does have quite big bulging eyeballs. He's also extremely talented (eurgh - *washes mouth out with soap*), wealthy, successful, and appears to have his personal life together, so I doubt he really gives a shit.
miktheword
Well-Known Member
Better was ' dimitar, dimitaaaaaar,
Ur mum washes windscreens
On the North Circulaaaar'
The Campbell song which gained so much publicity was obviously and meant to be offensive, but was more interesting to me in that the BBC, 5LIVE especially said it was racist, after the line ' it won't be long till ur hanging from a tree...'
They determined and allowed no response, that it alluded to KKK lynchings and not to the sad suicide of Justin fashanu..Tottenham fans suspected Campbell of being in the closet and the possible outing of this was reason behind his walking off from ground at half time having put West Ham two up on his own at the library...
Offensive on every level but not racist in any way...BBC had their agenda, kick it out, proletarian racist scum etc, knew nothing or preferred to ignore the long history.of anti racism of Tottenham fans and their firm..would not have been tolerated.
Last edited:
miktheword
Well-Known Member
Wasn't the Red riposte something along the lines of
' the city is yours...the city is yours...
10,000 empty seats
Are you fuckin sure?!'
Andyc1964
New Member
So Everton formed by a Methodist Minister and The Shyte by a greedy landlord and his Orange Order Mates leans towards the shyte being Proddy and Everton Catholic. ...what a lpad of shite.....and why oh why bring religion into it. IS it not bad enough in Glasgow ( oh and I follow Rangers with a passion and support Everton with my SOUL)Obviously.traditionally Liverpool would be the 'Proddy' team on Merseyside and Everton the Cat-lick one - although those days seem well gone for the vast majority of Liverpool fans.
Andyc1964
New Member
Oh there was only the irish famine then lol ffs
Andyc1964
New Member
The red Norse support ?????
co-op
But....but cLoWnFiSh....
Captain Christy
Member
Underweight Five foot eight
Gerry Dalys fucking great.
Manchester United chant mid 70s for Irish lad Gerry Daly
Gerry Dalys fucking great.
Manchester United chant mid 70s for Irish lad Gerry Daly
He certainly does a passable Marty Feldman impression....thats probably why he is so sucessful...they think he is going to pass there but really he is looking 40metres to the left.
Corax
Luke 5:16
That quote about him being "extremely talented" hasn't aged well has it?
AnnO'Neemus
Is so vanilla
"You fat bastard!" at FC United. It was funny. You had to be there.
