Fucking Football

[El Jefe]

great. So normal programmes suspended on BBC London to broadcast the fucking Spurs game.

And football fans wonder why non-football fans get fucked off.

 

[Sadken]

No we don't. We know. It's because they are fucking knobends who wouldn't know a beautiful game if it sucked them off.

 

[isitme]

Has this not been happening every year since the 60s? surely you non football people must be used to it by now?

 

[fogbat]

This is why all sports, ever, should be broadcast on Sky.

 

[Kanda]

eh? It's on CH5 isn't it???

 

[aylee]

As a football fan, I get equally fucked off when they broadcast The Jeremy Kyle Show instead of football.

 

[Voley]

And football fans wonder why non-football fans get fucked off.

No. We just don't care.

 

[internetstalker]

And football fans wonder why non-football fans get fucked off.

no we don't

we don't care!

 

[kained&able]

at least its not golf.

dave

 

[Iam]

No we don't. We know. It's because they are fucking knobends who wouldn't know a beautiful game if it sucked them off.

Errr, Spurs??

 

[DotCommunist]

beautiful game my arse it's crypto war for nationalist fools.




yes I was picked last every time

 

[Belushi]

The proper term is 'Soccer'.

 

[Hi-ASL]

It's an astute observation. We really don't care.

 

[Sadken]

 

[El Jefe]

No we don't. We know. It's because they are fucking knobends who wouldn't know a beautiful game if it sucked them off.

So people who don't like football are 'fucking knobends'?

 

[Voley]

No. We just don't care.

no we don't

we don't care!

Spooky.

 

[Kanda]

So people who don't like football are 'fucking knobends'?

Just you

 

[Augie March]

Normal programmes are rubbish anyway.

 

[Artie Fufkin]

great. So normal programmes suspended on BBC London to broadcast the fucking Spurs game.

what's the score?

 

[Voley]

So people who don't like football are 'fucking knobends'?

Pretty much, yeah.

 

[strung out]

how come its on bbc london? the match is on channel 5 where i am

 

[Sadken]

Errr, Spurs??

Mate, I've seen Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate, the lot. But I've seen very few things more beautiful in this universe than the sight of Tottenham getting done over.

 

[El Jefe]

how come its on bbc london? the match is on channel 5 where i am

well quite.

 

[Voley]

Heh!

 

[Sadken]

So people who don't like football are 'fucking knobends'?

Except my nan, yeah. Just about.

 

[Iam]

Mate, I've seen Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate, the lot. But I've seen very few things more beautiful in this universe than the sight of Tottenham getting done over.

That's okay, then, Roy.

Cos obviously, the suggestion that Spurs might play the beautiful game is just....

 

[strung out]

well quite.

weird... i just wouldn't watch it if i were you

 

[El Jefe]

Except my nan, yeah. Just about.

Fantastic stuff. With every post, you manage to live down to my expectations. Well done

 

[King Biscuit Time]

Red button it - surely?

 

[Voley]

Dodgepot's yer man for indignation on these here boards but you can't beat Geoff for sheer huffiness, can you?

*doffs cap*