From A Nationalist

[Ming]

I'm an expat too. (Lol!)

 

[NoXion]

How 'bout limericks? Not too forrin for you?

There was an Urb poster called Ming
And foreign stuff wasn't his thing
He tried making verse, but his efforts were terse
And lacked that poetic ring

 

[Ming]

There was a young man called NoXion
......
.....fuck it, you win.

 

[Pickman's model]

How 'bout limericks? Not too forrin for you?

There was an Urb poster called Ming
And foreign stuff wasn't his thing
He tried making verse,
But his efforts were terse
And lacked that poetic ring

c4u

 

[Ming]

There was a young man called NoXion
Who hair was shaped like a boxion
On the post Brexit day
He said 'what the hay!'
And ate smoked salmon (which is called loX...ion).
I'm very sorry. It was the best I could do on short notice.

 

[nino_savatte]

Don't worry, it's not a racist link

You tease.

 

[NoXion]

I've always found limericks to be quite tricky. Rhyme and rhythm have to be in harmony. I think they're usually supposed to be funny as well, which adds another layer of difficulty. For me at least.

 

[Thingol]

You tease.

I know - I'm such a naughty boy! Spank me....spank me as hard as you'd spank Butchersapron.....You know he likes it!

 

[Pickman's model]

I know - I'm such a naughty boy! Spank me....spank me as hard as you'd spank Butchersapron.....You know he likes it!

Bind me tie me chain me to the wall I want to be a slave to you all

 

[ViolentPanda]

Guaranteed replies.

To a post about something in The Guardian? Not likely.

 

[nino_savatte]

I know - I'm such a naughty boy! Spank me....spank me as hard as you'd spank Butchersapron.....You know he likes it!

Man, you've really got some issues.

 

[Pickman's model]

To a post about something in The Guardian? Not likely.

The only thing worth looking at in the guardian is my cat's shit

 

[Ming]

I know - I'm such a naughty boy! Spank me....spank me as hard as you'd spank Butchersapron.....You know he likes it!

Honestly. I've had a few handbag moments on Urban but nothing really serious. If I really didn't like the place I'd leave. Why do you keep coming back? You obviously are a returning poster. Just go somewhere else where you feel more at ease.

 

[Pickman's model]

Man, you've really got some issues.

Pity nicky crane's no more or he'd have fun with thingol

 

[ViolentPanda]

Hi, ern!

So you've chosen The Welsh Windbag in the sweepstake?

Personally I think it's that crybaby whiner mate of firky's. What was his name...minger-boy? Whinger-boy? Something like that.

 

[Ming]

That's my first Pickman's like. I finally feel like I've arrived (15 years ago). But thank you Pickers. My girlfriend calls me Quackers. Because I follow her around like a duckling. Urban will endure.

 

[Ming]

I've always found limericks to be quite tricky. Rhyme and rhythm have to be in harmony. I think they're usually supposed to be funny as well, which adds another layer of difficulty. For me at least.

That was definitely a Haiku. Erm probably. It's funny. I'm a musician (drummer and pretty good guitarist) so I have a good grasp of rhythm and 'light and shade'. But I'm completely bone with words. I listen to Kathy's Song and I stand in awe

 

[NoXion]

That was definitely a Haiku. Erm probably. It's funny. I'm a musician (drummer and pretty good guitarist) so I have a good grasp of rhythm and 'light and shade'. But I'm completely bone with words. I listen to Kathy's Song and I stand in awe

Funny you should say that, since I have no instrumental ability at all, and I suspect that I cannot sing very well either. But I do feel like I have a way with words.

 

[Ming]

Funny you should say that, since I have no instrumental ability at all, and I suspect that I cannot sing very well either. But I do feel like I have a way with words.

I think it's down to a dichotomy (I know things are a spectrum but just for illustrative purposes). I prefer recording cuts live in the studio. Jamming basically. It's exciting and I think that comes across. BUT...lyrics aren't like that. Good words need a space, a point of view and time to develop. I think it's more difficult to jam words than music. At least that's my experience.


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[JuanTwoThree]

Clerihews are easier:

Butchersapron and Pickman's Model
Are by no means a doddle
And no-one can cope
With Stethoscope

 

[JuanTwoThree]

I can't make my mind up
If Thingol's a wind up
But I'll have a punt
And say he's a cunt.

 

[Ming]

I can't make my mind up
If Thingol's a wind up
But I'll have a punt
And say he's a cunt.

Did you put word punt in
So you could put the word cunt in?
(i'm a poet
But i just don't no it).
Rubs hands......just warmin' up lads, just warmin' up

 

[Ming]

...no...rof,l

 

[JimW]

There's no way Thingol would make anyone's national Z-list, let alone A list so this thread is clearly bollocks

 

[Flavour]

it's not a victory for revolutionary nationalism, it's a victory for THE JEWS, FOOL!

 

[tim]

Say what you like, believe what you want, but we've all fucking lost, pal.

I haven't.

 

[Ming]

I love nationalism. It's cool. Now. Let's all get together.


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[editor]

LOL. It's hilarious you're still posting on a thread I started. I feel quite empowered.

Anyway, I just stopped by to share a little link that might interest some of you, especially Panda. Don't worry, it's not a racist link. It's The Guardian, so it's a reliable source. As we all know, The Guardian never lies:

Man who claimed to have escaped Auschwitz admits he lied for years

For Mr Hirt, the Holocaust was real in his own mind.

What's that noise? Yes, I think I can hear the sound of the Ban Hammer Clock ticking away. And it's getting louder.

 

[ice-is-forming]

Bind me tie me chain me to the wall I want to be a slave to you all

and Nicky Crane on the same page... which is weird because I went with Mr Crane to see this band at a very young age. Almost 40 years ago now.

 

[Spymaster]

Stupid cunt