Former Billericay owner Glenn Tamplin takes over Romford FC

[Nivag]

He could have written all that on one sheet of paper instead of a whole pad.

 

[Christian Burt]

This is absolutely brilliant.
I AM A LION, DOWN IN THE JUNGLE

 

[Needham fan]

That is unbelievable! I think Tamplin is managing to unite the rest of the league, but I'm not really sure what the right description of that unity is. Not envy or jealousy - more like hilarity, embarrassment, even pity. You are not telling me that the players actually buy into all that crap!

Anyway, when we play them a week on Saturday, I hope our manager shows this to our lads and, when they have stopped laughing, tells them to get out there and shut them up.....

 

[editor]

That is unbelievable! I think Tamplin is managing to unite the rest of the league, but I'm not really sure what the right description of that unity is. Not envy or jealousy - more like hilarity, embarrassment, even pity. You are not telling me that the players actually buy into all that crap!

Anyway, when we play them a week on Saturday, I hope our manager shows this to our lads and, when they have stopped laughing, tells them to get out there and shut them up.....

Crush them into dust please. And then laugh at them.

 

[cambelt]

Reminds me of a captain at a rugby club I used to play for. He used to build himself into a frothing rage and end the team talk by screaming "we're going to fuck them, we're going to fuck them all, we're literally going to fuck all of them". Didn't do much for those of us who knew the difference between literally and figuratively. I mean, you'd get carded for doing that....probs a straight red.

 

[YTC]

Reminds me of a captain at a rugby club I used to play for. He used to build himself into a frothing rage and end the team talk by screaming "we're going to fuck them, we're going to fuck them all, we're literally going to fuck all of them". Didn't do much for those of us who knew the difference between literally and figuratively. I mean, you'd get carded for doing that....probs a straight red.

coincidentally, straight red was the nickname he'd given his penis.

 

[AndyF]

This is absolutely brilliant.
I AM A LION, DOWN IN THE JUNGLE

Why did the lion get lost in the jungle? "Because the "Jungle Is Massive!"

 

[Cyclodunc]

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

His kid sat there!
The song!
"SHUT YOUR EYES!"
The way they go "oooh" in the song.
The way he says something about shouting and the greatest because that worked the other week!!!
The look of terror and amusement on most of the players' faces.
The size that his writing must be!

You couldn't script this scene any better.

 

[bkbk]

Thank you for bringing this into my life

 

[SDE]

Too good. Just TOO good.

 

[jnrknight]

The Sitton rant Dunc posted is tough to top but that has left me speechless.

 

[sleaterkinney]

Nothing on Davy Fitz

 

[3010]

Gotta hand it to Tamplin, he's certainly generated some publicity with this shit:

Billericay Town's players sing R Kelly's 'The World’s Greatest'

 

[Fingers]

Well yes. It has been in a few of the Nationals today.

Good headline fro the Liverpool Echo mind .

Watch ex-Red Konchesky take part in bizarre pre-match ritual

 

[Paula_G]

Have to love their headline from when Konchevsky first joined 'Ricay, must really have been convinced that he was only motivated by the challenge
Ex-Reds flop joins Ryman's Premier League side

 

[pitchfork]

Now on Soccer AM, is there no stopping this man!

 

[AverageJoe]

For those of you that can watch Soccer AM, they are doing "You Know The Drill" with Jimmy Bullard over at Billericay in a few minutes....

 

[StephenMac]

For those of you that can watch Soccer AM, they are doing "You Know The Drill" with Jimmy Bullard over at Billericay in a few minutes....

Wherein he somehow manages to make an even bigger prick of himself. Outstanding.

 

[pitchfork]

Post match song!

 

[B.I.G]

I know more about them than they think I do.

I know they were only at 70 percent.

 

[pitchfork]

Wheels coming off O'Hara taking on a fan!!!

 

[AverageJoe]

Wow

 

[AndyF]

Doesn't surprise me. If you have and show zero discipline at the top then this is what happens.

They can't make the play-offs now. Cue song..."I am a small hill, I am a bon sai, oh....

 

[B.I.G]

Wheels coming off O'Hara taking on a fan!!!

Am I drunk or did I just see that?

 

[B.I.G]

Let loose the dogs of twitter.

 

[barnsleydulwich]

In full view of the officials, someone's in a spot of trouble there. I'd like to know how he was provoked though.

 

[EDC]

Am I drunk or did I just see that?

When are you not drunk ?

 

[cambelt]

In full view of the officials, someone's in a spot of trouble there. I'd like to know how he was provoked though.

Apparently a 15yr old kid offered a handshake and then took it away. Thread on their forum taken down after 15mins. #billericay #heartsofgold #policestate

 

[Moroccan Sunset]

Wheels coming off O'Hara taking on a fan!!!

I think I now actually like Leatherhead.

(Brady is still a tossbag, of course.)

 

[pitchfork]

Damm my thread on their forum has been taken down!!!