Footballers whose surnames are foods

[thriller]

If you put the word "Chicken" in front of italian names yo do get a lot of football food names:

Chicken Buffon
Chicken de rossi
Chicken Pirlo
Chicken Bonucci
Chicken Gilardino

 

[isvicthere?]

El Hadji Di-oeuf.

 

[Santino]

Jimmy Risotto

 

[goldenecitrone]

Naani

 

[goldenecitrone]

RonAldi. More a food supplier than an actual food though.

 

[Steve Gooner]

Fabrizio Ravenelli little radish

 

[Badgers]

Luis Starfish

 

[goldenecitrone]

Bachary Lasagne.

 

[Maggot]

Luis Starfish

 

[goldenecitrone]

Daniel Sporridge.

 

[Badgers]

Starfish is delicious

 

[skyscraper101]

 

[AverageJoe]

((((Rooney Scholes))))

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/thorntons-easter-egg-rooney-scholes-6984211

 

[Ponyutd]

Pat Hollandaise sauce.

 

[isvicthere?]

Frank Lamb-pard.

 

[The Octagon]

David (Bratw)hirst

 

[og ogilby]

Lionel Mezze.

 

[isvicthere?]

One for older Arsenal fans:-

Pat Rice.

 

[goldenecitrone]

Sepp Batter.

 

[Manter]

((((Rooney Scholes))))

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/thorntons-easter-egg-rooney-scholes-6984211

The child looks like it's on something....

 

[isvicthere?]

Trevor Cherry.

 

[goldenecitrone]

Alan 'Meat' Ball.

 

[magneze]

Erhun Satsuma

 

[isvicthere?]

Can't believe I didn't think of this earlier: from Southampton's 1976 F.A. Cup winning side.

David Peach.

 

[Geri]

don't you mean Fwank Lumpolard?

does Graham 'Turnip' Taylor qualify?

Oh, do fuck off.

 

[TotallyGreatGuy]

Gary (pork) Medel(lions).

Keeping it tenuous.

 

[Fez909]

Jacob Butterfield

 

[Badgers]

Peter Stilton

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

Oh, do fuck off.

it took you 5 years to notice that?

 

[Paul Fitton]

Nacho- Real Madrid
Di (Tia) Maria - Real Madrid (are we allowed drinks!!)