Footballers whose surnames are foods

[skyscraper101]

David Beck Ham

 

[skyscraper101]

Emmanuel Adebayorkie

 

[tangerinedream]

We must have had Patrick Burger?

 

[Paul Russell]

I thought there was a footballer called Macaroni or something v similar, but a quick Google indicates I've completely imagined it...

Edit: no hold on: Massimo Maccarone

 

[starfish]

And the player who will prepare all this food is of course, Andriy Chefchenko.

 

[Maurice Picarda]

This thread is sending me to Brede Hungerland.

 

[skyscraper101]

Dwight Yorkie

 

[Paul Russell]

Julian Spotted Dicks

 

[asbestos]

Tasty Toon double act Peter Haddock & Barry Venison

 

[ericjarvis]

Louis Almond (Blackpool), Mark Bunn (Sheff Utd), Jim Butter (Montrose), Jon Parkin (Preston), Tamer Tuna (Charlton).

Danny Bacon (ex-Lincoln), Mark Crisp (ex-Cheltenham), Ian Herring (ex-Swindon), Shaun Lamb (ex-Bristol City), Tommy Mutton (ex-Swansea), Nigel Pepper (ex-York).

 

[Maggot]

Louis Almond (Blackpool), Mark Bunn (Sheff Utd), Jim Butter (Montrose), Jon Parkin (Preston), Tamer Tuna (Charlton).

Danny Bacon (ex-Lincoln), Mark Crisp (ex-Cheltenham), Ian Herring (ex-Swindon), Shaun Lamb (ex-Bristol City), Tommy Mutton (ex-Swansea), Nigel Pepper (ex-York).

Impressive list. Was this all off the top of you head, or did you look them up on some food and football website?

 

[ericjarvis]

Impressive list. Was this all off the top of you head, or did you look them up on some food and football website?

Mostly names I kind of vaguely remembered, then looked up on Soccerbase to find out where they were now. Though Nigel Pepper is ex-Scunny and famous for playing a couple of games then getting injured whilst committing a foul he got sent off for and never getting around to playing for us again. Not Brian Laws's most effective signing. I'm also a big fan of Jon Parkin, simply because he looks more like a Shot Putter than a footballer.

 

[Mungy]

The Everton Mints XI

Andy King Sized Mar Bar
Bob Batchford
Trevor Ross Frozen Peas
Howard Kendal Mint Cake
Gary Nutmegson
Dixie Bean
Uncle Joes Mint Alan Balls
Joe Parkinson Cake
Gary Lineker Generic Crisps
Alex Young's Frozen Prawns
Gordon Sarah Lee Cakes

 

[big eejit]

Ron Chopper Haggis

What's Batchford?

 

[Clint Iguana]

nathan flake

 

[Santino]

Ian Casserole

 

[Mungy]

Ron Chopper Haggis

What's Batchford?

batch is another term for a bread roll, a barm cake, a burger bun. they all sort of look the same but have different names

 

[Deareg]

there used to be an italian player named cannalagge, or something like that but the pronunciation was the same

 

[futha]

This thread is cracking me up.

 

[rekil]

Gennaro Gateauso.

 

[futha]

Nani bread.

 

[purplex]

Laurent 'sauvignon' blanc

 

[futha]

Christiano Ronaldo McDonaldo

My favourite so far

 

[Mungy]

Everton just keep giving more

steven piennar
dan gosling
Victor(y) V Anichebe
jose baxters soup

then there is: fabrizio ravioli

 

[ericjarvis]

Has anyone mentioned Guy Branston the Burton Albion centre back and OAP?

 

[skyscraper101]

Patrice Evralasting Gobstopper

 

[skyscraper101]

Jaap Spam

 

[skyscraper101]

Wes Brown Sugar

 

[skyscraper101]

Stan Cauliflower

 

[skyscraper101]

Nigel Reo-Can-o'-Coker