Footballers whose surnames are foods

[Biffo]

Don't know if anyone has mentioned it but Debrecen had a bloke called Quiche (well that's how it was pronounced) playing the other night.

Then there's Phil Breakfast and Dave Tomato.

 

[Mungy]

Jamluca Vialli

 

[terrynutkin]

Aaron and Joleon Lescottage Cheese.

 

[toblerone3]

David Peach played for Southampton in the 1976 FA cup final.

 

[toblerone3]

Alan Brazil (nut)

 

[terrynutkin]

Andy WilliYAMS

 

[skyscraper101]

Michael Owensleydale cheese

 

[terrynutkin]

Gary and Phil Nuevo Cuisine.

 

[toblerone3]

David Mead played for Leyton Orient in the late 1950s.

 

[terrynutkin]

Tobleronaldo

 

[toblerone3]

Tobleronaldo

Peter Haddock played for Leeds in the 1980s. His nickname was fish. He now works as a courier and a postman and lives right next door to the sea in Northumberland.

 

[terrynutkin]

Mike Trought, former Bristol Rovers player currently playing for Man(gotsfield) United.

 

[toblerone3]

Mike Trought, former Bristol Rovers player currently playing for Man(gotsfield) United.

Really?

 

[toblerone3]

Graham Oates played in the Blackpool midfield in the 1960s

 

[terrynutkin]

Really?

Sixth down

 

[purplex]

Bertie Meet and potato pie

 

[toblerone3]

Really obvious one this. Wasn't there an Arsenal footballer many years ago called Pat Rice

 

[toblerone3]

Ken Pears, the legendary Canadian goalkeeper. Tottenham Hotspur couldn't find a way past him when British Columbia All Stars beat them 2-0 in 1957

 

[Maggot]

Really obvious one this. Wasn't there an Arsenal footballer many years ago called Pat Rice

He's still at the club. Assistant manager.

 

[purplex]

Really obvious one this. Wasn't there an Arsenal footballer many years ago called Pat Rice

patRICE Evra

 

[Pugwall7]

Torben Picnic (Piechnik)

 

[Sesquipedalian]

Really obvious one this. Wasn't there an Arsenal footballer many years ago called Pat Rice

FUCK,SHIT and PISS.
I came up with "Billy The Fish" ages ago.
Cannot believe i missed that being a Gooner.


BOLLOCKS.

 

[Sesquipedalian]

Addendum to above,
I remember watching him at Highbury when the Left Back was Sammy Nelson.
The North Bank were singing,"Sammy show us your bum,Sammy,Sammy show us your bum."
He did.
Served a ban.

OMG and Willie Young ....offload it Willie,offload it...came the cry whenever he tried to play it out stylish like

 

[Badgers]

whoops

 

[marty21]

my bad

 

[Santino]

Alan Meatpie

 

[AverageJoe]

Not my own, but worthy

Soup a Kiev n Fillets

Plays for Palace now

 

[Brubricker]

Adrian Whitbread

 

[Dandred]

Robbie Fowler

 

[Ponyutd]

Ray Stewart
Guy Butters
Marco Boogers
Brian Dear
Shaka Hislop