First Official Portrait of Kate Middleton

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Oh please.

Petrol heads, lager louts, wine moms, they're just shorthand.

Not sure I have ever heard a woman described as a lager lout, or a petrol head. This in spite of being with the same woman for 24 years who loves motors and lager. And wine.

 

[Dogsauce]

There does not seem to be any solid evidence for this claim.

It’s likely bollocks, but as a Republican I’m quite happy for this kind of unevidenced shit-stirring to take place.

 

[PTK]

Spreading unfounded rumours is not a good thing to do.

 

[Aladdin]

Spreading unfounded rumours is not a good thing to do.

Spreading "founded rumours" is grand though..

 

[PTK]

Ohhh. . . now I am thinking, scratching my scalp, and wondering if there be such a thing as a founded rumour.

 

[Silas Loom]

Ohhh. . . now I am thinking, scratching my scalp, and wondering if there be such a thing as a founded rumour.

There are well-founded or ill-founded ones.

 

[Mumbles274]

Some of the memes about the photo have been funny as hell

 

[Aladdin]

Some of the memes about the photo have been funny as hell

I was just going to post that..

It's brilliantly funny

 

[two sheds]

Reddit thread: Why is there more talk about Kate Middleton overseas than within the UK?
First response: There are more people overseas than in the UK.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Yes. Mr Looby.

Within the next 24-36 hours. I'm looking forward to it.

 

[PTK]

There will be press statement about the British Royal Family within the next 72 days, or so I am assured by my sauces. And my other condiments.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

There will be press statement about the British Royal Family within the next 72 days, or so I am assured by my sauces. And my other condiments.

i'm going to take that with a pinch of salt...

 

[Elpenor]

There will be press statement about the British Royal Family within the next 72 days, or so I am assured by my sauces. And my other condiments.

Keen as mustard to hear the news

 

[Santino]

Every now and then I am surprised by what I get wrong on here after long periods of getting things right. Going to leave this tangent now.

I am going to nobly cease to argue about my casual misogyny.

 

[emanymton]

i'm going to take that with a pinch of salt...

Well my sources tell me there will be a oress conference about the Royal family, at some point in the future.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

There will be press statement about the British Royal Family within the next 72 days, or so I am assured by my sauces. And my other condiments.

Hope it will be spicy.

 

[Elpenor]

Keen as mustard to hear the news

Intolerable Cruety

 

[discokermit]

either putin or hamas has killed her. they knew where to strike to hurt most.

 

[discokermit]

or the houthis.

 

[PTK]

Events in Niger may not be unconnected with this mystery. Why have US forces been expelled?

 

[UrbaneFox]

Hope it will be spicy.

It's peppered with scandal.

 

[rubbershoes]

Reddit thread: Why is there more talk about Kate Middleton overseas than within the UK?
First response: There are more people overseas than in the UK.

It's the obvious answer

 

[Aladdin]

She's probably grand

 

[Serge Forward]

There will be press statement about the British Royal Family within the next 72 days, or so I am assured by my sauces. And my other condiments.

So what's the HP... er, I mean SP?

 

[PR1Berske]

I am going to nobly cease to argue about my casual misogyny.

"Wine mom" is no more offensive than "ladies who lunch".

 

[bcuster]

 

[discokermit]

maybe she ate the sixpence in the christmas pud.

 

[ska invita]

Sun front page is Kate was seen yesterday "out and about" at "her favourite farm shop" in Windsor! Happy and healthy! Unfortunately no one in Windsor owns a camera phone so no pictures to prove it but I'm sure that pictures from last August they're running will help reassure everyone, especially the head of sales at the Sun

 

[krtek a houby]

Totally missed all this. Can anyone sum it all up in one media friendly soundbyte?

 

[bcuster]

Kate Middleton’s Photo of Queen Elizabeth With Grandchildren Was Altered, Too

The controversy over Kate Middleton's edited photos continues as the Princess of Wales remains reclusive following surgery.

www.thewrap.com