Facebook are evil
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AverageJoe
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Imagine if Facebook and Instagram could be hacked. All that info up for grabs.
Buddy Bradley
Pantheistic solipsist
Anytime anything goes wrong at our place we blame DNS. Pisses the sysadmins off no end.
ska invita
back on the other side
what does that mean please?
2hats
Dust.
Your packets can't find their way to their server infrastructure (routers don't know where to send them).
quimcunx
imprimeo, lamino, distribuo
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Means its broken.What does that mean please?
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Yeah what a bunch of losers! wasting all their time posting on the internet!
Riklet
procrastinación
Yeah what a bunch of losers! wasting all their time posting on the internet!
Sorry, but where's the photo with your assorted words?
2hats
Dust.
Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, and Oculus are down. Here’s what we know [Updated]
The root cause of the worldwide outage appears to be a flubbed BGP route update.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Hahahaha hahahaha
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
What does that mean please?
one of my former managers was trying to get an explanation of why something was not going to be possible so tey could take that to senior management.
one of my more senior colleagues explained. manager said that was too technical. i suggested "it doesn't bloody work"
apparently that wasn't technical enough
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Just saying...
bimble
floofy
If the stuff in here is true it might take them a while to fix the problem.
It says people who work for Facebook can’t get emails and can’t enter their own buildings because nothing works as a result of the broken thing.
It says people who work for Facebook can’t get emails and can’t enter their own buildings because nothing works as a result of the broken thing.
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
oops
ska invita
back on the other side
amazing to me that the system is that centralised that even the door IDs are fucked.
(as im sure several million people have joked on twitter)
ahhh...they should probably turn it off and on again then
(as im sure several million people have joked on twitter)
UnderOpenSky
baseline neural therapy
Facebook, Whatsapp and Instagram back after outage
Facebook says the outage, which lasted nearly six hours, was caused by a faulty configuration change.www.bbc.co.uk
I was actually blaming pi-hole for blocking it because it's just one huge advert and pissed around with my settings for a bit before realising the website is actually down.
spitfire
Walty McWaltface
All sorts of hysteria on Twitter, i won't bother reposting any of it but Anonymous are milking it and claiming all sorts of mad stuff about Gmail/Tik Tok down when they clearly aren't.
Other stuff about Facebook being hacked and loads of routing being deleted which means it's GONE FOREVER OMG WTF 1!!1!!!1
We can but wish.
Other stuff about Facebook being hacked and loads of routing being deleted which means it's GONE FOREVER OMG WTF 1!!1!!!1
We can but wish.
I think they did the first bit, but now can't get into the building the 'on' switch is located in.
Supine
Newt Member
FB have probably sent a helicopter to pick up Lazy Llama to sort it out.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Hahahaha hahahaha
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Anyway, here's a cheery headline:
www.bloomberg.com
Zuckerberg Loses $6 Billion in Hours as Facebook Plunges
Mark Zuckerberg’s personal wealth has fallen by more than $6 billion in a few hours, knocking him down a notch on the list of the world’s richest people, after a whistleblower came forward and outages took Facebook Inc.’s flagship products offline.
www.bloomberg.com
