F1 2024

[Limejuice]

Hmm.. Perez out in Q1 and starts the race from somewhere in Carson City.

 

[Limejuice]

Oh fuck! Williams in the wall.

I hope Colapinto has his credit cards with him.

 

[1%er]

Oi Colapinto!!! your keeping me up

 

[Limejuice]

As we await Q3, Williams staff in Grove will be waking up the local Halfords store manager.

"Have you got any car parts? We're going to need all of them."

 

[Limejuice]

Colapinto's car gets returned to the garage in a sack.

Brundle comments it looks like a "skip-job".

 

[1%er]

Off to bed for a couple of hours, the dog will have us up by 6.30

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Hamilton You just knew after those top timings during free practice that it was never going to finish well.

 

[spitfire]

Qually replay starting now on Sky F1.

 

[spitfire]

Christ, that Colapinto crash made me wince.

 

[spitfire]

Everyone is fucking freezing.

 

[spitfire]

Yes George.

 

[dessiato]

Perez

I feel a bit for him, it was 5/100 of a second. I don't blink that fast.

 

[1%er]

STARTING GRID​

Pos	No	Driver	Car	Time
1	63	Russell	Mercedes	1:32.312
2	55	Sainz	Ferrari	1:32.410
3	10	Gasly	Alpine Renault	1:32.664
4	16	Leclerc	Ferrari	1:32.783
5	1	Verstappen	Red Bull Racing Honda RBPT	1:32.797
6	4	Norris	McLaren Mercedes	1:33.008
7	22	Tsunoda	RB Honda RBPT	1:33.029
8	81	Piastri	McLaren Mercedes	1:33.033
9	27	Hulkenberg	Haas Ferrari	1:33.062
10	44	Hamilton	Mercedes	1:48.106
11	31	Ocon	Alpine Renault	1:33.221
12	20	Magnussen	Haas Ferrari	1:33.297
13	24	Zhou	Kick Sauber Ferrari	1:33.566
14	30	Lawson	RB Honda RBPT	1:34.257
15	11	Perez	Red Bull Racing Honda RBPT	1:34.155
16	14	Alonso	Aston Martin Aramco Mercedes	1:34.258
17	23	Albon	Williams Mercedes	1:34.425
18	18	Stroll	Aston Martin Aramco Mercedes	1:34.484
19	77	Bottas	Kick Sauber Ferrari	1:34.430
20	43	Colapinto	Williams Mercedes *Pit lane

 

[Limejuice]

Morning, all.

Sky being a bit "wow Vegas!", which doesn't sit too well with 5:30 a.m.

Martin's grid-walk: he can't find any of the 77 celebs who are supposed to be on the track.

Huzzaa!!!

 

[Limejuice]

Anthem watch:

An elaborate a capella rendition to disguise the fact the regime is transitting to pure depravity.

-78,000,000 / 10.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

That sphere is such an impressive piece of engineering.

 

[a_chap]

10pm? 10pm??!?!

 

[1%er]

3am here

 

[Limejuice]

Sad if Albon was knocked out by litter.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Fingers crossed we don't get a safety car to mess with George's lead.

 

[Limejuice]

I wouldn't like to be the person who tells Sainz he has a penalty for buggering up the pit entrance.

ETA: No penalty? Coo.

 

[1%er]

Fingers crossed we don't get a safety car to mess with George's lead.

Come on Lewis

 

[1%er]

Great race Lewis ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm off to bed

 

[Limejuice]

Great race Lewis ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm off to bed

Sleep tight.

Bed bugs, etc.

 

[Limejuice]

So much hugging!

I mean, a manly handshake is in order, but hugging!

O tempora, o mores.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

I wouldn't want to hug someone who was wearing a crash helmet, looks painful.

 

[Limejuice]

With all the self-congratulation and self-love in the Red Bull team over Max x4, I wonder if anyone will remember to thank Adrian Newey.

Not so far.