Or roller skates.hmm they should get half size go carts for monaco and have the driver tear around using them
And now comes the race that really isn't. Monaco isn't remotely suitable for any vehicle bulkier than a Dinky toy. It's all about qualifying, followed by a parade of cars, at a pace leisurely enough for drivers to endorse luxury brands on the fly. Monaco is the venue that gave street circuits a good name, to F1's continuing detriment.
Still it offers a vista of billionaires' yachts crammed hugger-mugger into a bijou harbour, with a temporary influx of celebs and beautiful people, which keeps the telly director in a state of permanent tumescence over the weekend.
Telly times in the UK will be:
Fri 24 May
FP1 - 12:30
FP2 - 16:00
Sat 25 May
FP3 - 11:30
Qual - 15:00
Sun 26 May
Race - 14:00
Surely we can all give a balloon-lunged cry of support for this week's home-boy: "Allez, Leclerc, tu ne sors pas les poubelles!"
Oh, I can stand Monaco, it's pretty**, but it's just not a good race.I love Monaco. Dont care.
Unfortunately I won't be there this year but we did get an invite again, just not feasible at the moment. Next year!
Part 2 of the Monaco GP review by the yacht channel.
How much does it cost to dock in Monaco for the GP weekend? A few bob. About 35,000 euros.
POS | NO | DRIVER | CAR | TIME | GAP | LAPS |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | 16 | Charles Leclerc | FERRARI | 1:11.369 | 26 | |
2 | 1 | Max Verstappen | RED BULL RACING HONDA RBPT | 1:11.566 | +0.197s | 27 |
3 | 44 | Lewis Hamilton | MERCEDES | 1:11.710 | +0.341s | 25 |
4 | 81 | Oscar Piastri | MCLAREN MERCEDES | 1:11.901 | +0.532s | 25 |
5 | 11 | Sergio Perez | RED BULL RACING HONDA RBPT | 1:11.923 | +0.554s | 24 |
6 | 63 | George Russell | MERCEDES | 1:11.968 | +0.599s | 33 |
7 | 55 | Carlos Sainz | FERRARI | 1:11.979 | +0.610s | 26 |
8 | 4 | Lando Norris | MCLAREN MERCEDES | 1:11.988 | +0.619s | 24 |
9 | 22 | Yuki Tsunoda | RB HONDA RBPT | 1:11.991 | +0.622s | 27 |
10 | 14 | Fernando Alonso | ASTON MARTIN ARAMCO MERCEDES | 1:12.087 | +0.718s | 25 |
11 | 10 | Pierre Gasly | ALPINE RENAULT | 1:12.144 | +0.775s | 26 |
12 | 23 | Alexander Albon | WILLIAMS MERCEDES | 1:12.180 | +0.811s | 24 |
13 | 27 | Nico Hulkenberg | HAAS FERRARI | 1:12.192 | +0.823s | 24 |
14 | 20 | Kevin Magnussen | HAAS FERRARI | 1:12.216 | +0.847s | 31 |
15 | 18 | Lance Stroll | ASTON MARTIN ARAMCO MERCEDES | 1:12.331 | +0.962s | 25 |
16 | 31 | Esteban Ocon | ALPINE RENAULT | 1:12.472 | +1.103s | 25 |
17 | 2 | Logan Sargeant | WILLIAMS MERCEDES | 1:12.703 | +1.334s | 21 |
18 | 3 | Daniel Ricciardo | RB HONDA RBPT | 1:12.829 | +1.460s | 28 |
19 | 24 | Zhou Guanyu | KICK SAUBER FERRARI | 1:13.830 | +2.461s | 28 |
20 | 77 | Valtteri Bottas | KICK SAUBER FERRARI | 2 |