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[Elpenor]

Happened to my cousins Gregg and Warren too

 

[two sheds]

"I'm sorry love, it's down on our records we can't change it now"

 

[rubbershoes]

Taunton - haunt of celebs

 

[two sheds]

Taunton - haunt of celebs

There is also a Meaty Mambo food challenge where for £50, you have the chance to win 20% off food for a year and a customised Mambo hoodie.

To complete the challenge, you must finish a 24oz rump steak, 2x 8oz chicken breasts, 5 sausages, 3 fried eggs, 5 giant onion rings, 4 hash browns, 4 buffalo chicken wings and 2 portions of fries.

Eat all this within 30 minutes and you can win the available prizes.

or a trip to the hospital

 

[Skinny Ethel]

Oasis anoounce warm up gig in mouseole

 

[hash tag]

Oasis anoounce warm up gig in mouseole

Would that be at the Ship? Always happy to go back there.

 

[DaveCinzano]

"A baby ended up with the name Pasty instead of Patsy after council staff spelt it wrong on her birth certificate."

Baby girl ends up being called Pasty and not Patsy after blunder

She was supposed to be named after a footballing legend.

metro.co.uk

I wondered how the crimpening went

 

[Ground Elder]

Dad's horror after mistaking new trend for double murder on the moors

they popped their heads up, looking all bewildered and said they was feeling the moss and the forest floor

 

[Ground Elder]

Happened to my cousins Gregg and Warren too

In Cornwall we don't talk about cousin Gregg

 

[DaveCinzano]

Dad's horror after mistaking new trend for double murder on the moors

Something tells me moss-hugging probably isn't big in Epping

 

[Idaho]

Something tells me moss-hugging probably isn't big in Epping

Because the moss doesn't grow amongst the litter and dog shit?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Because the moss doesn't grow amongst the litter and dog shit?

Because odds are those forest bathers really are a double murder

 

[Bus Honeygun]

Exclusive Devon is Hevon update.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Fuckwit parks his car on the railway line. Chaos ensues.

REOPENED: Car on rail line stops all trains from Exeter to Okehampton and Barnstaple

• UPDATE: 2pm - National Rail says that the car which was driven onto the railway line has now been removed. It said in a statement: “Following a road vehicle blocking the railway line between Exeter St David’s and Barnstaple/Okehampton, trains are able to run normally between these stations.”

www.creditoncourier.co.uk

A BMW obviously.

 

[Elpenor]

Not just bmw drivers who are total sprats

Overturned lorry spills 28 tonnes of fish guts in Tiverton

The lorry driver has been taken to hospital with minor injuries, police say.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[two sheds]

there was one of them in Cornwall last year I thought

 

[Idaho]

Someone is going to be really disappointed to not get their delivery

 

[Elpenor]

New bin lorry names for those of us lucky enough to call Teignbridge home

Teignbridge recycling lorries named after public vote

Binny McBin Face, Ollie Watbins and Big Dumpy were among the winning names chosen in Teignbridge.

www.bbc.co.uk

I particularly liked:

Ollie Watbins (grew up locally)
Teign-Age Dirtbag