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[two sheds]

or a coat and hat

 

[newme]

 

[Riklet]

Fear and sympathy: villagers on their encounters with the ‘Somerset gimp’

The latex-clad individual has caused much distress in the sleepy West Country area, though others say they ‘feel sorry for them’

www.theguardian.com

The Somerset gimp has been nicked. Or not. Maybe. No more writhing or wriggling...

 

[two sheds]

Did gyre and gimple in the wabe

 

[Elpenor]

Fear and sympathy: villagers on their encounters with the ‘Somerset gimp’

The latex-clad individual has caused much distress in the sleepy West Country area, though others say they ‘feel sorry for them’

www.theguardian.com

The Somerset gimp has been nicked. Or not. Maybe. No more writhing or wriggling...

A Somerset gimp - there must be more than one; it’s Somerset after all

 

[jakethesnake]

Fireworks display chaos as families flee exploding pyrotechnics

One spectator was hit in the back by a firework and a woman was hit in the leg with other near misses reported from 'rogue' fireworks shotting into the crowd at a free display organised by a charity in Bideford

www.devonlive.com

 

[Ground Elder]

Devon pensioner runs down man for 'buying last pasty'

extraordinary scenes in Bideford

 

[two sheds]

but

hit him at high speed too

 

[hash tag]

The mobility scooter was seized; how did the user of it get home, what happened to him?

 

[mojo pixy]

The mobility scooter was seized; how did the user of it get home, what happened to him?
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Wasn't the chair driver arrested? The police tend to give you a lift when they do that

 

[jakethesnake]

Garden centre fires visitor warning after grim discovery

Dog poo... the horror!

 

[Elpenor]

Dildos on a Cornwall wall

'Great Wall of China' in Cornwall becomes great wall of sex toys

Warning - some may find the photos in this article offensive

www.devonlive.com

 

[DaveCinzano]

Garden centre fires visitor warning after grim discovery

One woman even suggested checking CCTV and placing a ban on the owners, rather than the dogs.

Yeah, if you get a ban just send Churchill with a shopping list in his mouth

 

[Ground Elder]

car stuck on top of mattress on A38 in Cornwall​

Mattress in the road with a car stuck on top. Expected lane closure shortly.

 

[two sheds]

There's even a photo

A previous crash near Liskeard (Image: PC Dan Lewis)

 

[Idaho]

car stuck on top of mattress on A38 in Cornwall​

First class. We should grant knighthoods for achievements like that <proud south west tears>

 

[hash tag]

I'm guessing no one took that lying down.

 

[redcogs]

Absolutely not, those good old Cornish folk sprung
into action

 

[redcogs]

Those coppers really had to put their Futon the peddle to arrive at the emergency in time..

 

[DotCommunist]

putting together a charge sheet as we speak etc

 

[redcogs]

i imagine they will have a strong pillow case under the circumstances

 

[hash tag]

Can't we put it to bed now?

 

[2hats]

i imagine they will have a strong pillow case under the circumstances

Do they?

Can't we put it to bed now?

That would be divane.

 

[Elpenor]

Valance to the bed jokes

 

[SpookyFrank]

Tiverton in 'not a dump' shocker.

Devon town 'is not a dump'

The town has been defended after a scathing online poll

www.devonlive.com

It is a dump though.

 

[Idaho]

Tiverton in 'not a dump' shocker.

Devon town 'is not a dump'

The town has been defended after a scathing online poll

www.devonlive.com

It is a dump though.

To be fair, it's actually nicer than Taunton.

 

[fucthest8]

To be fair, it's actually nicer than Taunton.

Is it though? I am not convinced

 

[redcogs]

Musgrove Park Hospital.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Musgrove Park Hospital.

Err, what's happening in Taunton?

 

[redcogs]

Nothing much since 1951. when i got born there. Should have made that clear cupidstunt, but i am such an attention seeker..