Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[Skinny Ethel]

Why bees? Bees are good. Just set fire to the bastard.

 

[Monte]

Including:

Donald Trump #SharpieGate Hurricane Map Bobblehead

This bobblehead features Donald Trump holding up a replica of the Hurricane Dorian forecast map that resulted in Sharpie-gate. On Sunday, September 1st, President Trump tweeted a warning that Hurricane Dorian would hit several states including Alabama. However, moments later, the National...

store.bobbleheadhall.com

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How do you survive that politically?
Drawing an extended cone on a map with a Sharpie rather than admit you were wrong.
That should have been the point everyone realised he was a dangerous, narcissistic, megalomaniac unfit for office.

 

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That, and many other

 

[Monte]

That, and many other

Well it all started with lying about crowd sizes at his inauguration.
Sharpiegate was just so sinister though. Big Brotheresque alternative facts.
We were just expected to believe him without questioning the obvious hand drawn cone.

 

[petee]

yeh, this tracks

https://thehill.com/homenews/campai...-that-im-going-to-straighten-out-our-country/

just the latest version of the rightwing fantasy that their candidate is god's candidate. shrub was another. and see how well he and trump get along?

 

[Monte]

Should have stopped at ''I'd like to think''.

 

[two sheds]

"Me I've worked at places like McDonalds too, me me me"

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[breadandcircuse]

Well it all started with lying about crowd sizes at his inauguration.
Sharpiegate was just so sinister though. Big Brotheresque alternative facts.
We were just expected to believe him without questioning the obvious hand drawn cone.

As ever on the money





Randy has a skewering for the fucker's every action.

 

[two sheds]

I thought I'd posted this but it seems not

Thousands of Trump followers tricked by scammers targeting his new crypto project

EXCLUSIVE: More than 70,000 people drawn to fake giveaway after ad was placed on official Telegram channel

www.independent.co.uk

A rival channel operated by cyber criminals has managed to place ads on the official channel in an attempt to profit from the hype surrounding the venture, drawing in more than 70,000 Telegram users.

The channel associated with the scam, called ‘World Liberty Financial Airdrop’, claims to offer up to $15,000 worth of cryptocurrency for anyone who “connects” their crypto wallet, according to posts seen by The Independent. Such an action would expose any funds within a wallet, but it is not clear how many of the subscribers have fallen victim to the scam.

etata; I've just watched that short video of Trump on there - I'd say full-needle delusion but I'm sure he knows exactly what he's doing.

 

[Rompipalle]

Well it all started with lying about crowd sizes at his inauguration.
Sharpiegate was just so sinister though. Big Brotheresque alternative facts.
We were just expected to believe him without questioning the obvious hand drawn cone.

Surely he was identified as an utter buffoon long before he even decided to run for office?

 

[Rompipalle]

"Me I've worked at places like McDonalds too, me me me"

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... and not even qualified for any of those roles.

 

[spring-peeper]

 

[petee]

Surely he was identified as an utter buffoon long before he even decided to run for office?

yes, he was.

August 1990

 

[Coffeecup]

 

[Orang Utan]

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No

 

[Rob Ray]

This been up yet? Turns out a bunch of weirdosphere commentators actually were being paid by Russia:

Media start-up from Benny Johnson, Tim Pool, and Dave Rubin was secret Russian influence campaign, indictment alleges

Famous pro-Trump commentators may have been unwittingly duped.

www.dailydot.com

 

[petee]

This been up yet? Turns out a bunch of weirdosphere commentators actually were being paid by Russia:

Media start-up from Benny Johnson, Tim Pool, and Dave Rubin was secret Russian influence campaign, indictment alleges

Famous pro-Trump commentators may have been unwittingly duped.

www.dailydot.com

this also

Trial begins of 4 accused of helping Russia sow political division in U.S.

Trial began in Florida Tuesday of four activists accused of illegally acting as Russian agents to help the Kremlin sow political discord and interfere in U.S. elections.

www.cbsnews.com

the case seems weak to me, but i have no inside info. what's not mentioned in the article but i have read elsewhere is that one of the defendants has apparently enjoyed two expense-paid trips to russia.

 

[Dogsauce]

This been up yet? Turns out a bunch of weirdosphere commentators actually were being paid by Russia:

Media start-up from Benny Johnson, Tim Pool, and Dave Rubin was secret Russian influence campaign, indictment alleges

Famous pro-Trump commentators may have been unwittingly duped.

www.dailydot.com

They’re claiming to be ‘innocent victims’. I’d be quite into being the type of victim that gets given a six-figure sum for posting a few shitty videos a month on YouTube. How hard it must be for them.

 

[Rob Ray]

Who among us hasn't accidentally taken £100,000 to declare Ukraine "the greatest enemy of the USA right now" from the Russian State? What do you mean it's not normal for shady characters to drop by offering six-figure sums to say politically charged things on Youtube? It happens to me all the time, they're practically lined up round the block. I can't be expected to check they're all kosher for crying out loud ...

 

[Chilli.s]

I must admit it does sound like a cushy job

 

[gosub]

I must admit it does sound like a cushy job

That's what William Joyce thought

 

[breadandcircuse]

Pool pooping his pants, he's even gone so far as to change his face to avoid justice .



I hope Moscow Marge is being investigated too.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Pool pooping his pants, he's even gone so far as to change his face to avoid justice .



I hope Moscow Marge is being investigated too.

I'm glad he raised the issue about the photo and pic caption, that was bugging the hell out of me

PS Hey breadandcircuse, don't know if you are aware, but Beanie Boy has a thread of his own too, which you may find interesting:

Tim Pool. Investigative journalism in Sweden after Trump allegations on immigration problems

The journalist Tim Pool accepted a challenge, and 2000 dollars, offered by a right wing media outlet in the USA to go and check whether Trumps statements about Sweden having problems with immigrants had any base in reality. Groans were immediately heard from people who suspected that he had...

www.urban75.net

 

[petee]

I consider myself a connoisseur of a well-written indictments. And this, released days after Labor Day and implicating a number of Americans, may be one of my favorites.

Don Jr's Online Buddies Allegedly Demand $5 Million from Russian Shell Companies to Say Nice Things about His Daddy - emptywheel

Don Jr wailed when he learned DOJ was announcing more legal actions against Russian foreign influence operations. Did he know that the indictment against two RT personnel for using Tenet Media as a front would reveal Don Jr's far right buddies demand $5 million to say nothing things about his Daddy?

www.emptywheel.net

 

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Tweet from Pool



Suggested on reddit he's being sarcastic, also suggested his lawyer wrote it, also suggested it's the first time he's told the truth in the whole affair.

 

[Cloo]

 

[Skinny Ethel]

He needs a fucking good kite accident involving daesh russian razor blade debacle at his next repupublican garden fete thing.

 

[Cloo]

Someone has pointed out that someone really needed to ask next 'What the fuck did any of that mean?'

I think people should take to asking that after everything he says.

 

[two sheds]

that did miss out the bit where he said everything is going to be paid for by tariffs on incoming goods. It's still nonsense mind.