Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[Rob Ray]

(edit: Crosspost)

 

[Dogsauce]

got to love Putin's trying to deflect from the secret trist by saying he prefer biden in the white house yesterday

Putin is just interested in dividing and weakening America and had played ‘both sides’ in the past to meet this aim (e.g. using fake Facebook profiles/pages to boost BLM stuff). It’s quite likely that a Biden victory (particularly if close or contentious) would cause things to kick off more than a Trump win would, so that would suit him. Though I suspect the latest statement is just snide shitposting.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Ax^]

this has amused me this afternoon cannie even fund raise legally

 

[gosub]

Oh dear what a pity never mind

 

[petee]

this has amused me this afternoon cannie even fund raise legally

i've read the suggestion that alina habba is involved with such fundraising to make sure she gets paid.

 

[Ax^]

thought the one smart thing she managed to do in all this was get paid in advance

the women who set it up is supposedly a millionaire grifter with her influencer husband

don't see any big donations from either

 

[Ax^]

 

[teqniq]

Hahaha:

 

[Yossarian]

"OK, now I just need to sell a million of these..."

 

[spring-peeper]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/17/politics/trump-sneakers-pay-millions-new-york-trial/index.html

By Saturday night, the $399 sneakers were listed as sold out on the website. There had been 1,000 pairs of the sneakers available for purchase, according to the site.

The former president is also selling two versions of sneakers that have “T” and “45” on the sides for $199, according to the website. Cologne and perfume are for sale at $99 each.

According to the website, the products are “trademarks of CIC Ventures LLC. Trump Sneakers are not designed, manufactured, distributed or sold by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals. 45Footwear, LLC uses the Trump name, image and likeness under a license agreement.”

 

[petee]

that'll teach us

https://ny post.com/2024/02/17/us-news/trump-supporting-truckers-refusing-to-drive-to-nyc-after-ex-presidents-355-million-fraud-ruling/

Trump-supporting truckers are saying they are refusing to drive to New York City after the former president was slapped with a $355 million fine in his fraud case last week.

 

[prunus]

that'll teach us

https://ny post.com/2024/02/17/us-news/trump-supporting-truckers-refusing-to-drive-to-nyc-after-ex-presidents-355-million-fraud-ruling/

Trump-supporting truckers are saying they are refusing to drive to New York City after the former president was slapped with a $355 million fine in his fraud case last week.

You just watch as I cut off my nose.

 

[Yossarian]

that'll teach us

https://ny post.com/2024/02/17/us-news/trump-supporting-truckers-refusing-to-drive-to-nyc-after-ex-presidents-355-million-fraud-ruling/

Trump-supporting truckers are saying they are refusing to drive to New York City after the former president was slapped with a $355 million fine in his fraud case last week.

“I’ve been on the radio talking to drivers for about the past hour and I’ve talked to about ten drivers … and they’re going to start refusing loads to New York City starting on Monday,” Ray said ... He said he’s already spoken to some drivers that work with him who told their boss they won’t go to The Big Apple.

And all the other truckers started clapping

 

[chandlerp]

with tears in their eyes

 

[two sheds]

This should be fun:

George Santos accuses Jimmy Kimmel of tricking him into making humiliating Cameo videos

Lawsuit alleges late-night host misrepresented himself to induce Santos to create videos ‘ridiculing’ his ‘gregarious personality’

www.theguardian.com

Santos, who was expelled from the House of Representatives last year after being charged with multiple counts of fraud and stealing from donors, is suing over alleged copyright infringement, fraudulent inducement, breach of contract and unjust enrichment.

Kimmel misrepresented himself to induce Santos to create personalized videos “capitalizing on and ridiculing” his “gregarious personality”, the lawsuit alleges.

Through Cameo, Santos received requests from individuals and businesses seeking personalized video messages. Unbeknownst to Santos, Kimmel submitted at least 14 requests that used phony names and narratives, according to the complaint.

Starting in December the videos were played on a segment, “Will Santos Say It?” the suit says.

In one of the clips, Santos offers congratulations to the purported winner of a beef-eating contest, calling the feat of consuming 6lbs (2.7kg) of loose ground beef in under 30 minutes “amazing and impressive”.

 

[petee]

In one of the clips, Santos offers congratulations to the purported winner of a beef-eating contest, calling the feat of consuming 6lbs (2.7kg) of loose ground beef in under 30 minutes “amazing and impressive”.

can't disagree with that.

 

[two sheds]

Could have tried 'Up the RA'

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[petee]

You just watch as I cut off my nose.

puttin' it back on

https://www.newsnationnow.com/politics/chicago-ray-backs-down-truck-boycott/

Ray note if the boycott lasts longer than a week, New Yorkers should begin stocking up now. He said he wasn’t calling for anyone to do anything and was only passing along what he heard.

 

[Yossarian]

puttin' it back on

https://www.newsnationnow.com/politics/chicago-ray-backs-down-truck-boycott/

Ray note if the boycott lasts longer than a week, New Yorkers should begin stocking up now. He said he wasn’t calling for anyone to do anything and was only passing along what he heard.

Has the boycott brought the city to a standstill yet?

 

[petee]

Has the boycott brought the city to a standstill yet?

i tell you, i got the last sour cream today (truth).

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[pogofish]

that'll teach us

https://ny post.com/2024/02/17/us-news/trump-supporting-truckers-refusing-to-drive-to-nyc-after-ex-presidents-355-million-fraud-ruling/

Trump-supporting truckers are saying they are refusing to drive to New York City after the former president was slapped with a $355 million fine in his fraud case last week.

Surely traffic reduction measures are the very last thing the Republicans want..?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[two sheds]

E. Jean Carroll might sue Donald Trump a third time

The former president has continued to criticize the journalist in public statements.

www.newsweek.com

 

[petee]

Surely traffic reduction measures are the very last thing the Republicans want..?

that's for sure, they're furiously opposed to congestion pricing.

 

[petee]

oh wait, its back

New York faces boycott from Republicans

Public figures have gone as far as to say they won't even visit the state over the fraud ruling against Donald Trump.

www.newsweek.com

when you've lost Dilbert ...

 

[Yossarian]

With the Dilbert shithead and a Canadian from Shark Tank on the same side, New York's surrender must be inevitable

 

[petee]

sums it up

Rapist Who Wanted Vice President Dead Compares Self to Navalny

Donald Trump used a Fox News town hall to claim he’s basically the same as Putin critic Alexei Navalny, who was found dead in a Russian prison.

newrepublic.com