Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[Yossarian]

He got slapped down by Stephen King, among others.

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

Anyone who has to designate themselves "Alpha Male" isn't. This is based on faulty reporting of a scientific study anyway. There really isn't such a thing as an "alpha" wolf. There's mostly just "mom" and "dad."

try explaining this to an "alpha" male
e2a: actually don'r, you will get more enjoyement and results headbutting a wall

 

[existentialist]

try explaining this to an "alpha" male
e2a: actually don'r, you will get more enjoyement and results headbutting a wall

On the few occasions where I've encountered someone doing that whole alpha male thing, I proudly and confidently declare myself a Beta Male, and happy as such. It does tend to cause a bit of a furrowed brow in the Alpha, who detects that I am not demonstrating the subservice due to him from a Beta, and (hopefully) gets suspicious that I might be a stealth Alpha Male or some other kind of threat to his alpha masculinity.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

On the few occasions where I've encountered someone doing that whole alpha male thing, I proudly and confidently declare myself a Beta Male, and happy as such. It does tend to cause a bit of a furrowed brow in the Alpha, who detects that I am not demonstrating the subservice due to him from a Beta, and (hopefully) gets suspicious that I might be a stealth Alpha Male or some other kind of threat to his alpha masculinity.

He probably thinks you're a "Sigma male", basically an introverted form of the alpha male.

(I'm sorry that I even know what that means.)

 

[two sheds]

You could claim to be an Alpha+ Male, who has all the attributes of an Alpha Male but is confident enough not to boast about it.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.

from here

 

[Yossarian]

Is "throwing his anchors under the table" an expression anyone, anywhere has ever used before?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Is "throwing his anchors under the table" an expression anyone, anywhere has ever used before?

It's a bit niche, it's clear he's referring to Fox News anchors, but it's odd to say he's throwing them under the table, rather than over the side.

 

[Yossarian]

It's a bit niche, it's clear he's referring to Fox News anchors, but it's odd to say he's throwing them under the table, rather than over the side.

news anchors, of course, I thought he'd garbled some nautical metaphor

by "table" I guess he meant "bus"

 

[existentialist]

news anchors, of course, I thought he'd garbled some nautical metaphor

by "table" I guess he meant "bus"

An understandable mistake from someone who is the archetype of the "buses are for other people" tendency. Has Trump ever travelled on a bus in his life?

 

[existentialist]

news anchors, of course, I thought he'd garbled some nautical metaphor

by "table" I guess he meant "bus"

An understandable mistake from someone who is the archetype of the "buses are for other people" tendency. Has Trump ever travelled on a bus in his life?

 

[snowy_again]

Two buses always come at once

 

[Ax^]

 

[8ball]

Are you saying DQST is… gay people?

 

[petee]

another one

Texas Republican who wrote anti-drag bill filmed 'skipping, running and dancing' to 'Sexy Lady' in drag

The Texas Republican state lawmaker, a former pastor, who authored an anti-drag bill appeared in a video, in drag, while skipping and running to the song "Sexy Lady."NBC News reports the editor of Living Blue in Texas, the "premier outlet for Democratic, Liberal, and Progressive news and...

www.alternet.org

 

[two sheds]

Republican sorry for suggesting ‘hanging by a tree’ as execution method

Tennessee lawmaker Paul Sherrell faced fierce criticism for ‘grotesque suggestion’ in southern state with history of lynchings

www.theguardian.com

sensitive these republicans

 

[krtek a houby]

Is "throwing his anchors under the table" an expression anyone, anywhere has ever used before?

#Craftyanchor

 

[Dogsauce]

Won’t someone think of poor Tim? It’s so unfair.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

So beard and beanie combos like that are woke?
Noted.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Won’t someone think of poor Tim? It’s so unfair.

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So beard and beanie combos like that are woke?
Noted.

Grifter has his own thread:

Tim Pool. Investigative journalism in Sweden after Trump allegations on immigration problems

The journalist Tim Pool accepted a challenge, and 2000 dollars, offered by a right wing media outlet in the USA to go and check whether Trumps statements about Sweden having problems with immigrants had any base in reality. Groans were immediately heard from people who suspected that he had...

www.urban75.net

 

[Ax^]

So beard and beanie combos like that are woke?
Noted.

the neck beard is the problem not the beanie

that , the racist shite and Burgers ruined his sex life

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Ax^]

 

[krtek a houby]

The sound and the fury

Singin’ the coups: Donald Trump releases single with January 6 prisoners

 

[Ax^]

Jesus Christ Trump and a bunch of his Plebs mumbling about Saluting the flag and the star spangled banner

when he lead an insurrection against the capital and they executed it


the loser right wing cult have no sense of irony

 

[spring-peeper]

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He really hates Canada - totally mouthed off during the Freedumb Convoy and the use of the Emergency Act to deal with the situation.

Not too sure what he is upset about in your image.

 

[Ax^]

is he every upset about anything or just acting outrage contrary for view ship

he shooting into a barrel of the lowest common denominator of trump evangalist fuck wits


was it not a last controversial view point sexy green M&Ms before he launched on Canada

withstanding that was the whole plot of Canadian Bacon not a right wing arm of the US government not trying to distract Gobshites

 

[spring-peeper]

is he every upset about anything or just acting outrage contrary for view ship

he shooting into a barrel of the lowest common denominator of trump evangalist fuck wits


was it not a last controversial view point sexy green M&Ms before he launched on Canada

withstanding that was the whole plot of Canadian Bacon not a right wing arm of the US government not trying to distract Gobshites

I'd never heard of Canadian Bacon, but was amused when I found out that Alan Alda was the US president

 

[Ax^]

 

[krtek a houby]

First the transgender, now the bloggers. Typical bloke loves lists.