Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[DaveCinzano]

yes

But it did go live with a competing speech that former Vice President Mike Pence delivered the same day, at a hotel less than a mile away.

Please let it have been a Four Seasons

 

[petee]

his manhood will be for sale.

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article263913621.html

Hawley’s focus on masculinity comes at a time where politicians have leaned into stunts displaying performative masculinity, like shooting guns and carrying blowtorches.

 

[spring-peeper]

Hawley’s focus on masculinity comes at a time where politicians have leaned into stunts displaying performative masculinity, like shooting guns and carrying blowtorches.

Blowtorches?

Why is using a blowtorch considered masculine?

 

[petee]

Blowtorches?

Why is using a blowtorch considered masculine?

i hadn't heard of that one myself!

 

[spring-peeper]

i hadn't heard of that one myself!

Only person I know who uses a blowtorch is female.

 

[tim]

I keep reading that Fox News has turned against Trump as Murdoch has realised Trump is spent. Is there any real sign of this happening? Will Tucker Carlson castigate Trump as a false god?

I'd rather he castrated him as a false god.

 

[Nylock]

Blowtorches?

Why is using a blowtorch considered masculine?

Probably through association with what are still considered 'masculine' jobs by right wing dickheads: plumbing, welding, metal fabrication, vehicle maintenance and repair etc. <pisstake> Plus more base associations ("fire is cool, I'm using a tool that uses fire so this will make me look like a real man etc."). Also the whole "i am master of the fire!!!!" thing which always appeals to the type of paleo meathead who orders their dietary supplements through the infowars online shop...</pisstake>

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

his manhood will be for sale.

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article263913621.html

Hawley’s focus on masculinity comes at a time where politicians have leaned into stunts displaying performative masculinity, like shooting guns and carrying blowtorches.

This one is particularly funny. You can tell that Dr. Oz was given that gun five minutes before this was filmed.



The pridefulness of some of these candidates amazes me. I don't understand why being a rich asshole that got his money selling scam health information on tv makes you qualified to make laws for the rest of us.

 

[8ball]

God even changes His pronoun in Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

Which would imply God goes with they/them.

 

[8ball]

This one is particularly funny. You can tell that Dr. Oz was given that gun five minutes before this was filmed.



The pridefulness of some of these candidates amazes me. I don't understand why being a rich asshole that got his money selling scam health information on tv makes you qualified to make laws for the rest of us.

Guns are the new babies.

Bit chilling how as soon as he says “protect ourselves”, we switch from the shotty to the AR.

 

[steveo87]

Only person I know who uses a blowtorch is female.

I remember that famously masculine film, 'Flashdance'.

 

[gentlegreen]

Has this been posted yet ?

 

[petee]

Has this been posted yet ?

the entire fetterman v. oz campaign is already a prime-time movie.

 

[Yossarian]

Blowtorches?

Why is using a blowtorch considered masculine?

Because they're cavemen.

 

[petee]

the entire fetterman v. oz campaign is already a prime-time movie.

and the governor's race is shaping up too. this guy has 40% of the vote, in polls.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2022/07/republican-doug-mastriano-andrew-torba-anti-semitism-pennsylvania-governor.html

Mastriano has paid Gab, a white-nationalist site, for “consulting.” Gab’s founder and CEO, Andrew Torba, has responded to reporters who exposed his ties to Mastriano with a series of anti-Semitic diatribes.

Here (on Gab, via Media Matters) is one of Torba’s rants:

“We don’t want people who are atheists. We don’t want people who are Jewish. We don’t want people who are, you know, nonbelievers, agnostic, whatever. This is an explicitly Christian movement because this is an explicitly Christian country.”

 

[Ax^]

 

[petee]

even i don't know about this one

 

[Ax^]

 

[pogofish]

One of my confidantes tells me that a Trump visit to Scotland is not in any way imminent and the mass hiring of private security operatives for three days each at Menie and Turnberry, possibly as soon as next week, is absolutely not connected with any visit at all.

 

[DaveCinzano]

One of my confidantes tells me that a Trump visit to Scotland is not in any way imminent and the mass hiring of private security operatives for three days each at Menie and Turnberry, possibly as soon as next week, is absolutely not connected with any visit at all.

McVengers, Assemble

 

[gentlegreen]

How Trump profited from his first wife's death.

 

[petee]

... pending review...

e2a upon review, the post remains deleted.

 

[pogofish]

Trump has been promoting the development of graveyards on at least some of his US golf "estates" for some years now IIRC.

 

[petee]

 

[two sheds]

 

[Ax^]

 

[petee]

it's always somebody else's fault

#partyofpersonalresponsibility

Here's How Conservatives Are Trying To Spin Their Kansas Abortion Loss

Conservatives are making up claims about liberal spending to explain away their decisive loss on abortion in Kansas.

www.huffpost.com

 

[two sheds]

Marjorie Taylor Greene prayed over a convicted Capitol rioter who spent a day crying in a mock prison cell at CPAC​

 

[two sheds]

 

[petee]

Marjorie Taylor Greene prayed over a convicted Capitol rioter who spent a day crying in a mock prison cell at CPAC​

god damn my eyes.