Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[two sheds]

yes sorry the post that said what was happening didn't have the photo so if I had to be subjected to both image and knowing what it was...

 

[Ming]

Marjorie Taylor Greene prayed over a convicted Capitol rioter who spent a day crying in a mock prison cell at CPAC​

I initially read that as ’sprayed over’ for some reason.

 

[pogofish]

McVengers, Assemble

Its official now - August 21st:

Donald Trump to jet to Scotland as holiday security bill 'could run to millions'

The former US president is to visit his luxury golf retreats in Aberdeenshire and Ayrshire for a week, the Sunday Mail can reveal.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

 

[Chilli.s]

Hate to think death on anyone, but imagine if he got assassinated in Scotland. Could prove a fantastic tourist attraction, have yer pic taken on the spot etc. think of the food concession value

 

[teqniq]

Could be buried at one of his own golf courses, like his first wife which frankly I thought at the time was the lowest of things to do.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Hate to think death on anyone, but imagine if he got assassinated in Scotland. Could prove a fantastic tourist attraction, have yer pic taken on the spot etc. think of the food concession value

Deep fried battered Fruit & Nut Bars

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Hate to think death on anyone, but imagine if he got assassinated in Scotland. Could prove a fantastic tourist attraction, have yer pic taken on the spot etc. think of the food concession value

I call dibs on the hamburder concession! It would be a gold mine!

 

[DaveCinzano]

I call dibs on the hamburder concession! It would be a gold mine!

Little dessert pots of impeachment cobblers

 

[Chilli.s]

I call dibs on the hamburder concession! It would be a gold mine!

The Trump Topper, overstuffed with orange cheese dribbling out and a splash of tomato sauce leaking from a large wooden skewer, available with fries or wedges as a meal

 

[DaveCinzano]

Thick shakes in all the best flavours - shit, shit or double shit

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

The Trump Topper, overstuffed with orange cheese dribbling out and a splash of tomato sauce leaking from a large wooden skewer, available with fries or wedges as a meal

It seems like it needs a slice of ham on top to be complete.

 

[DaveCinzano]

It seems like it needs a slice of ham on top to be complete.

Or a load of old baloney

 

[pogofish]

This is snack fodder at Menie - The "Scotdog"

Yes, its a big frankfurter topped with haggis and neep "chutney" for a mere eighteen quid!

 

[DaveCinzano]

Finished off with a double shot covfefe

 

[pogofish]

You could have washed it down with Trump Whisky as well but they didn’t sell enough of it, so he lost the trademark.

 

[WhyLikeThis]

The FBI have apparently executed a search warrant at Mar a Lago.

FBI executes search warrant at Mar-a-Lago, Trump says

The FBI executed a search warrant on Monday at Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida, the former President confirms to CNN.

edition.cnn.com

 

[WhyLikeThis]

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Not your safe Donald!

 

[two sheds]

Noooooooooooooooo he keeps his hamburgers in there

 

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[spring-peeper]

She was at one of Trump's golf courses over the weekend, hanging out with our favourite president and a couple of loyal yahoos.

The event was the LIV (Saudi backed) tournament, so I saw this in passing.

The PGA would not play at a Trump courses because Trump would make it all about him. They think it should be about the golfers.
LIV has no such issues, and, yes, most of the coverage was about Trump.

 

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[two sheds]

This could be fun

Georgia DA rejects Giuliani effort to postpone Aug. 9 grand jury appearance

The Atlanta-area office investigating Donald Trump’s effort to overturn the 2020 election turned down an emergency motion that cited a medical procedure.

www.politico.com

 

[Cloo]

Can you imagine what he'd be saying if the same happened to his opponents, even if they didn't find anything? 'Hilary is so crooked she got raided by the FBI' ad infinitum

 

[Yossarian]

Can you imagine what he'd be saying if the same happened to his opponents, even if they didn't find anything? 'Hilary is so crooked she got raided by the FBI' ad infinitum

"The Deep State FBI had SOLID EVIDENCE that Corrupt Hillary Clinton STOLE presidential records, which is a very serious violation of Federal law, but they waited more than a YEAR before they raided her Compound to take the evidence, which she has probably Flushed away already because she is bad and corrupt and stupid and a woman."

 

[two sheds]

Living dangerously

Firearms banned at events with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, who has argued 'gun-free' zones are less safe

The Florida Republican is partnering with Turning Point Action for rallies across the country. But anyone carrying a firearm is not welcome.

www.businessinsider.com

Firearms banned at events with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, who has argued 'gun-free' zones are less safe​

 

[Ax^]

"The Deep State FBI had SOLID EVIDENCE that Corrupt Hillary Clinton STOLE presidential records, which is a very serious violation of Federal law, but they waited more than a YEAR before they raided her Compound to take the evidence, which she has probably Flushed away already because she is bad and corrupt and stupid and a woman."

it was the biggest and most attended FBI Raid in presidential history, many people are saying that...