England v Iceland, 8pm (ITV)

[Steel Icarus]

Not even looking up from my phone any more. Woeful shit

 

[TruXta]

Kane

 

[editor]

Kane. Useless fucking muppet.

 

[blairsh]

Been saying for a week Iceland were going to beat us, should of had a bet on

 

[Ax^]

well Roy Hodgson should sign up as conservative member of parliament

he already taken you out of Europe once

 

[brogdale]

Hope Malcolm Walker's got the numbers of a few 24hr glaziers.

Fair play!

 

[big eejit]

Rooney losing out every time.

 

[tommers]

Can't remember them playing well since 96. Or was that 94?

96. Pretty sure we beat Argentina at some point since then, but that's about the only highlight.

 

[editor]

Been saying for a week Iceland were going to beat us, should of had a bet on

Still time for England to get a flukey win and then get braying.

 

[poului]

They're sure in for a hero's welcome after this performance!

 

[big eejit]

Get Rooney off, he's knackered.

 

[blairsh]

Still time for England to get a flukey win and then get braying.

England don't deserve a win.

 

[TruXta]

96. Pretty sure we beat Argentina at some point since then, but that's about the only highlight.

Yeah, 2002? So once every decade then. Not that they've done anything of note this decade.

 

[poului]

96. Pretty sure we beat Argentina at some point since then, but that's about the only highlight.

Euro 2004 is the last time England have played well.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Can't remember them playing well since 96. Or was that 94?

Were good in 2002 and 2004

 

[agricola]

Has there ever been a more effective anti-smoking public event than Jack Wilshere?

 

[Skyfallsz]

Can't remember them playing well since 96. Or was that 94?

96, 98, 02 were all good, every time since then has been this

 

[inva]

my nerves can't take this

 

[skyscraper101]

I don't think I've ever seen a more clueless England team. They are an embarrassment.

And that fucking supporters band playing Rule Britannia and God Save The Queen. Jesus Christ.

 

[pocketscience]

Rashford for stirling ffs

 

[tommers]

my nerves can't take this

The only team scoring here are Iceland.

 

[TruXta]

Rashford for stirling ffs

Can I have some of your drugs?

 

[inva]

my only hope is Iceland get tired and we some space opens up for Vardy or something

 

[inva]

The only team scoring here are Iceland.

that's not the reassurance I wanted!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I've stopped watching. Can;t bear the woefulness.

I am a pretty fairweather football fan, I will watch it, especially big tournaments, but I don't follow it week in week out. But Mr.QofG's does. He is out tonight and trying to avoid the score so he can catch up when he gets home. And what pisses me off is it is important to him, football is important to him and, once again, England just Don't. Fucking. Deliver.

And i feel for him and all those people who really support the team and really do have hope and belief. And I know he will say you have to take the rough with the smooth but it is all fucking rough with England.

Rant over!

They'll probably go and score two now and I will eat these words. I hope so!

 

[tommers]

that's not the reassurance I wanted!

Embrace it mate. We're shit, we have been for ages.

 

[twistedAM]

They'll probably go and score two now and I will eat these words. I hope so!

You'll get 11/1 on that right now. I wouldn't advise though.

 

[poului]

The increasingly bad errors need to made into a Benny Hill themed supercut on YouTube after this.

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

Been saying for a week Iceland were going to beat us, should of had a bet on

Paddy Power were offering 8-1 on Iceland earlier today

 

[skyscraper101]

I wish I could have the Icelandic commentary now.