It’s coming home.1-0 England![]()
I've done exactly the same thing. Well not New Forest.A couple of weeks ago, I agreed to a New Forest walk and pub lunch tomorrow.
Didn't even occur to me at the time to check the football fixtures. Idiot.
Yeah, one-nil England.
And then the horror of the drunken night before slowly emergesThat five minutes when you wake up on a weekend and your mind is utterly blank...I slowly started ticking off what i have to do today. Then the fact there's an England match that matters came crashing in on me. Quite a good feeling.
You haven’t already? Get on it!What time do I take my shirt off and start drinking?
You're starting late todayWhat time do I take my shirt off and start drinking?
Your queen will give the signal by casting a white plastic chair off the roof of buck pal.What time do I take my shirt off and start drinking?
Yeh but so many people will be surprised to watch it drive past where they thought it was goingIt’s coming home.
By chucking into a bucket whose increased weight will start off a heath robinson contraption which finishes by firing some damp squibsYour queen will give the signal by casting a white plastic chair off the roof of buck pal.
Nah, not remotely. Good boy these daysAnd then the horror of the drunken night before slowly emerges
FIFY.Your queen will give the signal by casting Andrew off the roof of buck pal.
Good boy dese days too, but sometimes there's dose daysNah, not remotely. Good boy these days
Start off with tea. Then whisky and tea. Then beerI've not bothered getting up yet so am technically shirtless, just need a drink.
Why the Baby steps, Naked Rum in bed from the off.Start off with tea. Then whisky and tea. Then beer
You'll be passed out in front of the telly by kick offWhy the Baby steps, Naked Rum in bed from the off.
Are you sure you haven't started drinking?I'm saying 3-1 to England![]()